Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.
Dear Star Swirl The Bearded,
You're out of limbo and you never thought of meeting up? Wasn't our friendship worth anything? So much for learning more about friendship.
Your very old friend,
Scorpan
Dear Rarity,
Quit trying to use my school as a means to expand your business.
You and I both know why you actually bought all those sewing machines for the students.
Honestly, you spent too much time with Flim and Flam in Friendship U.
Signed,
Headmistress Twilight
Dear Twilight,
If you can try to expand your harem, I can try to expand my business. Fuck off.
Sincerely,
Rarity
Head of Sweatshop 101
Dear Twilight and Rarity,
And yet we aren't allowed to expand our resort.
Hypocritical bitches.
-Headmasters Flim and Flam
Dear Flim and Flam,
Here's the perfect song to describe your so-called University.
At Friendship U, they teach to you
The many ways to get screwed
So you'd better scram
Before you get scammed
Stands at number two, full of shit
As it's run by two nitwits
See their class?
Full of ass
So learn it all in half the time
But be ready to lose your dimes
Even the school's title rings true
Cause in the end it'll F.U!!!
-Twilight Sparkle
Dear Twilight,
Why do you even keep those postcards? I thought you hated his guts after he acted like a complete asshole to you.
Confused,
Rarity
Dear Rarity,
Cause his postcards show me places I can daydream I'm at rather than this Celestia-forsaken town.
Your headmistress,
Twilight Sparkle