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// Surf and/or Turf 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.





Dear Vacuum Cleaner,

Why didn't Headmistress Twilight just ask you to message my parents with that dragon fire of yours?

Curious,
Silverstream





Dear Silverstream,

Firstly, she just wanted to avoid responsibility. Secondly is because she thinks of me as more of a cleaning tool now than a messaging system.

Yours faithfully,
Spike





Dear Twilight,

You had better take care of our sisters/honorary sister when you are in Mount Aris unless you want your school to shutdown due to it becoming understaffed. Because there is still that storm thingy surrounding the area where storm monsters can spawn from. Now all you have to do is keep the crusaders behind the storm shield in Mount Aris, they could probably keep themselves occupied with building stuff from wood, stone, and metal in the meantime.

Sincerely,
Applejack, Rarity and Rainbow Dash





Dear Applejack,

What is this shit I heard from your worthless sister of how you did all the hard work in saving Equestria from the Storm King? You had better get the facts right, because I was the one working my ass off to save Equestria while you just stayed in the background.

Fed up,
Headmistress Twilight Sparkle





Dear Twilight,

Which part was that? The part where you nearly created an international incident by stealing from another kingdom, or where you got your ass captured and we had to chase after you?

-Applejack





Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were busy arguing about which area Terramar belong to while Apple Bloom and Terramar looked on.

"Should we stop them?" Terramar asked in worry.

"Nope. Just let them be," Apple Bloom commented.

"Oh, come on! Harmonising Heights is better! Running in the long grassy field, hearing the sounds of music in the wind—” Sweetie Belle started explaining.

“Only to be ambushed by monsters every second or so while running through the tall grass,” Scootaloo interrupted. “Swimming in Seaquestria as a seapony is fantastic! Riding on the Neighwaiian Roller Coaster ride—” Scootaloo said before being cut off.

“That is fun, especially if you can ignore the fact that you are swimming where sea creatures pretty much shit and piss,” Sweetie Belle countered. “Harmonising Heights is more magnificent! Flying through the mountain terrace as a Hippogriff is better than swimming as a seapony,” Sweetie Belle argued.

“If you can avoid being chased by Great Eagles ten times your size,” Scootaloo responded. “Why deal with that kind of danger when you can venture under the sea to unlock its mysteries, searching the deep sea for hidden treasure?” she asked.

“That would eventually be stolen by an annoying giant crab monster that sings about liking shiny things,” Sweetie Belle pointed out. “Plus, there was also that Reaper Leviathan which somehow glitched through the cave walls which pretty much ruined four hours of venturing around,” she added.

“GGGRRRRRRR.” Both Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo uttered as they butted heads with one another as Apple Bloom face hoofed at the situation.





The school of Friendship was bustling with activity after hearing that Headmistress Twilight wouldn’t be around while she was visiting the hippogriffs for research as she announced. Though most students knew that she justed wanted to get a taste of the hippogriffs and seaponies and see which was better to have sex with.

One member of the Young Six, Silverstream, was humming happily as she trotted down the hallway in her hippogriff form.


Crash!!!


Students looked on in wide eyed shock at the sudden appearance of a cross eyed mailmare who had somehow manage to destroy the wall of the school in her entrance.

"Letter for a Miss Silverstream!" said Derpy as she lain upside down, hoof holding onto a letter, undeterred by the damage she caused.

“Oh, thank you,” Silverstream said politely as she reached forward to take the letter. Looking at it, she smiled, realizing it was a letter from her sibling. Opening the letter, she started reading it.



Dear Sister,

Sup, my loving sister! Finally got over my dilemma of which world I belong in, land or sea, but it makes me wonder… Do you prefer being at the School of Friendship with your friends or staying at Mount Aris with your Hippogriff and Seapony family?

Your bro,
Terramar



Finished reading, Silverstream suddenly looked deep in thought and then gasped.

"Oh no! I CAN'T DECIDE!" Silverstream cried out as she put her talons to her face in despair at her current dilemma. 





Dear Twilight,

Since we have proven that we could handle problems outside Equestria, does this mean we can be part of your School of Friendship?

Ready to help,
Cutie Mark Crusaders





Dear Cutie Mark Crusaders,

Could you wait for six more episodes to ask that? Don't rush it.

Your friend,
Pinkie Pie