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// Rock Solid Friendship (Mixed, Massed, & Bashed) 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Dear Rarity,

So, I take it you’re going to mine in another location for rarer gems?

Your loyal servant,
Spike





Dear Spike,

You’re kidding right, darling? Maud is the only known pony with a rocktorate in rock science.

As if somepony can tell the difference between common gems from rarer gems. What they don’t know won’t hurt them.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be kickstarting a global monopoly of selling these shitty rocks.

Your soon to be millionaire,
Rarity De Beers





Dear Princess Twilight,

So, I just met Pinkie’s sister. Was Pinkie adopted??? I mean the only relation I can see in them is that Maud likes stones while Pinkie is stoned.

Funnily enough, she mentioned that we met before though I initially could not put my hoof on it… Oh yeah, she help me enslaved Our Town. Oh yeah…  Awkward...

We got along well, Maud and I apparently dissed Discord once before. And if anypony has the balls to do that has earned my respects.

I also got the chance to talk about how great kites are. They speak to me the most. They get stuck in trees just like how I’m stuck in Ponyville. My personal favorite kite was the one shaped like you princess, I always fly it into a thunderstorm and see it burn to ashes.

Also, Pinkie really needs to get a restraining order on her.

But then Maud left. I blame Pinkie. Honestly, do you and your friends have to mess with every friend I try to make? What’s up with that?

Your ex-student,
Starlight Glimmer

P.S. I’ll be researching how magic affects the properties of rocks with Maud. Nothing for you to fret over.





Dear Starlight,

When my sister was at your village why didn’t you take her cutie mark?

Your friend,
Pinkie Pie,





Dear Sister,

My cutiemark represents my understanding of rocks.

That did not necessarily mean I could not grind her to a bloody pulp and throw her scattered remains across Equestria once she took it.

Your sister,
Maud