Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.
Dear Headmistress Twilight,
No, I'm not going to do a research report on which dragon has the biggest dick for your worthless cunt.
And don't even think about firing me for it. You don't want the whole school to riot on your stupid ass for firing the school's best teacher.
Signed,
Fluttershy
Dear Garble,
Fire from laughter is ten times stronger than regular fire?
Seems legit.
Head of Monsters Inc,
James P. Sullivan
Dear Dragon Lord Ember,
Ship confirmed! Appledash FTW!
Your shipping alicorn,
Princess Cadance
Dear Spike,
So, now that I'm apparently reformed and all, are you gonna return that awesome lava surfboard that you technically stole from me?
Your inspired poet,
Garble
Dear Garble,
Depends.
Are you going to take my blanket and egg-cozy sewing classes so the hatching grounds don't have to rely on your stand-up comedy routine next time?
Sincerely,
Spike
Dear Fluttershy,
I'm surprised you didn't try putting the eggs in some egg incubators and just walk a few kilometers. That always works when I'm trying to hatch my eggs!
Your friendly videogamer,
Button Mash
To Garble the young aspiring poet,
Come by my hut and I’ll pour you a glass of moët.
Your poetry while unique, is not so divine,
You may need some lessons in rhythm and rhyme.
So come and visit Ponyville for aid, just venture into the Everfree,
And find the hidden hut there and you will meet me.
Plus, you’ll have more time with Smolder, so no need to be depressed.
From a possible new friend, Zecora, the Rhyming Enchantress.
Dear Garble,
Don't ever let the hate stop you from being the real you. You have renewed yourself. You are reignited!
Lord of the Dragonflies,
Spyro
Dear Equestria,
So really, how many of you have asshole siblings?
Sincerely,
Smolder
Dear Smolder,
Yep, right here.
Sincerely,
Shining Armor, Fluttershy, Sweetie Belle, Marble Pie, Apple Bloom, Morning Roast, and Princess Luna