Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Road to Friendship

Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.

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To Guidance Counsellor Starlight,

Seriously? The one time that ponies are lining up to come to you for advice and you decide to avoid your duties and run off with your marefriend?! Hope you have a horrible time, then!

Signed,
Headmistress Twilight

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Dear Headmistress Twilight,

Oh, I doubt it will be the only time, trust me.

Sincerely,
Counselor Starlight

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Dear Maud,

Could you fill in as guidance counselor while I help out Trixie with her show?

Your friend,
Starlight Glimmer

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Dear Starlight,

Sorry, I have a date with Mudbriar, but Boulder could help. He knows how to smooth out the sedimental types.

-Maud

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Dearest Trixie and Starlight,

What I meant when I said you two should prove your friendship, I wanted you two to actually be fucking.

I do enjoy watching a good show.

Your always entertained spectator,
Hoo'Far

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Dear Trixie and Starlight,

That was the shittiest friendship chant ever. Maybe Cadance and I should show you how it's done.

Don't worry. We'll be gentle.

Signed,
Headmare Twilight

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Dear Sloppy Seconds Starlight,

You were already on a camping trip gone wrong, that has been done episodes ago. Why did you have to do road trip gone wrong, too?

Sincerely,
Pinkie "Apple" Pie

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Dear Pinkie,

Are you afraid that I had a better road trip with a song than you did with the Apples?

It's okay, you can tell me. That's what a counselor is for.

Sincerely,
Starlight Glimmer

Author's Note:

Comments

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Dear Trixie and Starlight,

That was the shittiest friendship chant ever. Maybe Cadance and I should show you how it's done.

Don't worry. We'll be gentle.

Signed,
Headmare Twilight

Everyone knows the best chant is the fusion chant.

[Streakofscarlet]

OH MY GOD, that is so many comics in the author's note lol.

[MixMassBasher]

9673749
The Comics Have been Doubled!

[Lord-of-Rhodor]

Day Two of the Strixie Road Trip. They still don't suspect a thing. You'd think that Trixie'd rumble that she didn't have that many crossbeams in the roof of her wagon, but there you have it. These two are giving off so much lust and love that I'll be fed for weeks! **happy bug noises** I love UST...

[FanOfMostEverything]

Dear Pastel Horses,

We'd complain about you stealing our song, but between you, the dog, and the infant, it's just nice to know we'll be remembered for a few more generations.

Yours,
Bob Hope and Bing Crosby

[Neko Majin C]

To Guidance Counsellor Starlight,

There is an extra "L" here.

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To Starlight,

Your marefriend exhibits all the classic signs of a hoarder. If she starts collecting cats, her character will overlap with Goldie Delicious'. And no one wants two Goldie Delicious'. Please help your friend. It is basically your job. You are a counselor.

Signed Mistress Headmistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and insert weird or silly second occupation here,
Neko Majin C.

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~KBO.

[Coyotek4]

To Guidance Counsellor Starlight,

Seriously? The one time that ponies are lining up to come to you for advice and you decide to avoid your duties and run off with your marefriend?! Hope you have a horrible time, then!

Signed,

Headmistress Twilight

Perhaps Starlight took this to heart, considering recent (re: Season 9, Episode 11) events.