Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Dear Princess Celestia,
Enclosed in this box, you will find every smutty romance novel in Ponyville. Under no circumstances should you ship them back down here.
Twilight learned a new magic trick. I don't think I need to go into further detail than that.
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Spike
Dear Tails,
Thanks for teaching me this flying technique! Gas prices have been a little high, so I can't take the Pinkiecopter everywhere I'd like.
Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie
Dear Lemon Hearts,
Just how did you get your head stuck in that beaker?
-Moondancer
Dear Moondancer,
I think you mean erlenmeyer flask.
-Lemon Hearts
Dear Equestria Immigration Board,
Hello, Hiro Hamada from the Big Hero 6 team in San Fransokyo. We're missing one of our team members. She was last seen falling through a mirror. We're wondering if you've seen her. Her name is Honey Lemon, and she claims she's looking for a beaker she lost a few years ago.
Flask, whatever.
Thank you in advance for your assistance.
Sincerely,
Hiro Hamada,
Big Hero 6 Captain