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// Bonus Chapter: Terror Attack In Whorelando Leaves 50 Infertile 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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THE FOAL FREE PRESS
TERROR ATTACK IN WHORELANDO NIGHTCLUB LEAVES 50 INFERTILE

Tragedy stuck the Whorelando area today when a unicorn burst into a nightclub and attacked innocent  ponies with a rapid-fire infertility spell, becoming the latest of a string of Mooslim extremist terror attacks across Equestria. The nightclub, Flare, is known as a hotspot for gay Whorelandoans.

The unicorn has been identified as 28-year old Tumen Fuqing. His father claimed that he wasn't a radical mooslim, but he was mentally unstable and got angry when he saw two stallions kissing.

Two hours after the attack began, SMUT (Special Magic Utilization Tactics) teams were on the scene and vaporized the terrorist.

Whorelando's colt-cuddlers and filly foolers are urging the community to not use this attack as fuel for anti-mooslim rhetoric.

"They are no different than Celestian extremists, who have also carried out acts of terror recently, and who also claim same sex marriage is a sin, even though Princess Celestia has never said anything of the sort. What the Whorelando community needs right now is love."

SIDE COLUMN
PRINCESS TWILIGHT'S TWO BITS

So, the attack in Whorelando.

Let me get this straight. Hehe, straight. This was viewed as a tragedy? Um, they're gay. Why the fuck would an infertility spell even matter?

-TS