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// Hearthbreakers 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Hearthbreakers





Dear Diary,

So the Pie family works on a rock farm, eats rock soup for Hearth's Warming Eve dinner, and gives each other rocks as presents.

Gee, I wonder what kind of music they like...

And yeah, we tried to force our traditions on them. Duh! How do you think Celestianity spread across the world?

-AJ





Dear Bic Mac and Marble Pie,

I've noticed that all you two really say is "Mmhmm" and "Eeyup".

I'd like to introduce you to some rednecks who hang out by the fence and drink beer all day.

Sincerely,
Limestone Pie

P.S. No fucking on Holder's Boulder!





Dear Maud,

What was with Boulder at the dinner table? Are you trying to turn him into a cannibal?

-Pinkie