Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

2, 4, 6, Greaaat

Dear Princess Twilight,

Look, you remember waaay back when you enchanted that fuckdoll of yours and the whole town became obsessed with it?

Don't you remember when we all had that conversation about not creating problems just to solve them later?

I'm pretty sure that includes not creating problems for your friends. Do you seriously think there wasn't someone more enthusiastic about cheerleading that could help these guys form a cohesive squad, instead of tearing me away from buckball games that I wanted to watch?

All because you thought I needed to learn a lesson about being passionate about something just because my friends are?

Fuck off, bitch. Please for the love of Celestia find something productive to do with your time... Or someone to do with your time. That second one might be harder. There's only so many desperate stallions in Ponyville, and you've probably gone through all of them twice by now.

Stop concerning yourself with what I am and am not enthusiastic about. Now piss off before I form a Teacher's Union.

Sincerely,
Loyalty Professor Rainbow Dash

Author's Note:

Comments

[Phazon]

You know, when I first started reading these and it was season one with only Disgruntled Twilight's letters, I thought it was just Twilight with the stick up her ass and the rest of the characters were played straight to the show. But here, it feels like Twilight is played straight and Rainbow's the Disgruntled one.

[milesprower06]

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I hated Twilight in this episode. It felt like outright character reversion, just as bad as P.P.O.V. did to Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Yeah, this episode was flawed in conception, execution, and pretty much everything else. Especially given, well...

Yeah. Rainbow Dash should not need help with being enthusiastic about cheerleading.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Now piss off before I form a Teacher's Union.

That'll end up being Starlight's problem, not Twilight's.

[Eurvos Morgenbrise]

(Re: "Sports Fan")

You would know, Glittershell.

[Blast]

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You think Starlight isn't going to figure out who was behind that shit, either?

[Poison paradise]

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No idea what the argument is about, but how does being against murder make someone crazy?

[MixMassBasher]

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[milesprower06]

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Cute Cheer Birb