Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.
Dear Trixie,
You shouldn't shout out the name of the spell you are casting before you cast it. Very ineffective if you are trying to escape your pursuer.
-Pharynx
Dear Pharynx,
Look, I'm sure it's difficult being the only conservative living amongst a sea of bleeding-heart liberals, but verbal recitation is one of the methods of casting that I'm fluent in. If you'd like to get your ass handed to you, give Starlight a try.
Sincerely,
The Great and Powerful Trixie
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I tried most of your so called “friendship tactics” and none of them even worked!
Makes me wonder how such a bitch like you pulled it off.
Honestly. What gives?
Your ex-student,
Starlight Glimmer
Dear King Thorax,
Considering all the shit I went through thus far, I'd say that Equestria is not as peaceful as one would think.
You kind of made a bad decision casting off your last line of defence with your brother changing.
Seriously that scorpion thing looked deadly.
Your fellow ruler,
Princess Twilight
Dear Pharynx,
So, you focus on strength, deception, strategy and tactics as your whole lifestyle?
I like your style. You seem much more tough than that brother of yours. Wanna hang out?
Your new friend,
Dragon Lord Ember
Dear Pharynx,
Hey bro. If the Feelings Forums isn't your thing, why don't you meet me in my chambers tonight for some insect incest?
Love,
Thorax