The Break Up Break Down
Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.
Dear Discord,
How could you not understand love? Love is the most chaotic thing in existence! The drama. The tension. And especially the possibilities of who you can love.
Just look at Japanese anime. One pony can fall in love with multiple mares. There’s also shipping between siblings. After all, incest is wincest. You may not even fall in love with the opposite gender! And that’s okay! Love is love, after all.
Basically, love is universal. It can come in any shape or form.
Yours lovingly,
Princess Cadance
Dear Princess Cadance,
Chaotic? More like cliche and formulaic.
It’s always the same sappy thing. A high school romance. A forbidden love. Best friend or enemies becoming couples. Or maybe even where the main character has to choose between two different love interest that he or she likes. These type of love stories have become tired and overdone.
Don’t believe me? Just look at this episode!?! Sugar Belle and Big Mac nearly ending their relationship over a lack of communication! Try to guess how many shows have done that type of trope before. I rest my case.
Yours chaotically,
Discord
Dear Big Mac,
Apologies, but you cannot possibly blame us for the mix up. It is not our job to play Pictionary when attempting to figure out the postal address you put on your package.
Mad props on the packaging though. That pie wasn’t a pile of goop by the time it got to Sweetie Belle.
Sincerely,
Postmaster Derpy Hooves,
Ponyville Mail Service
Dear Derpy,
Drawn recipient aside, he would have a point.
I seem to recall when I got my Crystalling invitation.
The wind has better delivery service than you.
Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
"Maybe it's somepony in this school? There are a couple of male students here." Apple Bloom explained to Sweetie Belle as the Cutie Mark Crusaders entered the school of friendship.
"Yeah! There's bound to be somepony here that could be your secret admirer!" Scootaloo chimed in.
It was at this point that the Young Six were passing hallway as they headed over to their next lesson. However, Gallus the Griffon suddenly stopped in his tracks as he saw the CMC. Or more particularity; a certain white unicorn. Gallus immediately moved in front of the CMCs' path with a winning smile.
"Hey there, babe. I heard you are a mare of action. How about you and me catch some action together if you know what I'm saying." said Gallus as he used his claw to comb the feathers on his head.
The rest of the Young Six merely rolled their eyes at their friend’s failed antics and also the inevitable...
Slap!
Gallus was immediately thrown backwards into the locker behind him from Sweetie Belle slapping him.
"Pervert," muttered Sweetie Belle as she trotted away while the rest of the Young Six shook their heads at Gallus who was currently seeing stars.
"Well, one thing's for sure. It's definitely not that student that gave Sweetie the pie," Scootaloo whispered to Apple Bloom.
"Eeyup." Apple Bloom replied.
Dear Grand Wizard Garbunkle,
We are through! You are supposed to save me! Not flirt with some imaginary one-dimensional paper cut out skeleton who works for the very Squizard that captured me!
Signed,
Princess Shmarity
Happy Holidays from Miles and Mix!
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Huh.
A Hearts and Hooves Day letter before Hearth's Warming. How fitting. Considering mlp tends to post holiday episodes out of order to the actual holiday.
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Remember the Hearth's Warming episode we got in May?
Good times.
Oh wow, this is still updating?
Oh god, that last one in the A/N.
Happy Holidays, Miles and Mix!
9364642 Funnily enough, the first Hearth's Warming episode was thirteen in production order so it was supposed to air after the holidays. But they bumped it so it would air in time for the Christmas break. Too bad that since then, holiday episodes have aired nowhere close to their intended holiday.
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It's been over two years. But now I know that it was finally worth it. Have a great Christmas!
There should be a "through the" between these.
This period should be a comma.
Dear Discord and Cadance,
You two are forgetting about the most chaotic and formulaic love in an anime. The love between a lolicon maid and the little girl with a foul mouth and a disgruntled attitude that is in her care. The maid does not need the money and only has the job so she can be as close as possible to her little princess. The little girl initially hates the maid and treats her with disdain and tries everything she can to get her fired. Eventually, however, the maid's obsessive love and charms wear down the little girl's defenses and she grows to tolerate and endure the maid because she realizes that even though the maid is really creepy and annoying, for some reason, she is happier with the maid in her life.
That anime trope really speaks to me for some reason...
Signed Mistress Headmistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal UzaSlave!,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO.
My intelligence is insulted that the writers thought we'd buy this for a millisecond. Even if I hate this episode's central official pairing with the fury of a thousand suns.
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I am just looking at things from a primarily social-economic view point. With the way things are currently (#metoo, and other similar movements) is scaring businesses into not wanting to hire women or not getting back to them about applications, because of such things. It’s a volatile system we are currently stuck, maybe look at the way things currently are and ask: what would (or could) lead to the best possible outcome(s)?
It was nice to see a Johnny Bravo reference. Also, I'm with Discord.
Marble Pie and Cheerilee's hopes rise, then break.
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Writers as in for the show or writers as in for this chapter? Sorry. The phrasing of your sentence has me a little confused