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// Forgotten Friendship 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Dear Princess Celestia,

I'm so glad we finally buried the hatchet with each other. Too bad we couldn't bury Twilight while we were at it. We were kinda unsuccessful in giving Twilight a heart attack from seeing your secret book stash. Perhaps next time, and I do hope we can stay in touch from here on out unless that Magic Messaging Net Neutrality bullcrap has happened in Equestria, too.

Well, anyway, let me give you the full lowdown of everything that occurred.

It all started when I became the President of the Yearbook Committee for the school. Surprising, since the last time I took part in photography, I used it as a means to overrun the school. Then again, the only other applicant for it was Diamond Tiara and we don't want a Gabby Gums Incident on this side of the mirror. The one gripe I had, though, for the yearbook was these annoying best achievements categories that would definitely piss off anyone when they aren't the one in the number one spot. Case in point: Trixie, who barges in demanding an explanation as to why she was voted "Most Egotistical" instead of the "Most Great and Powerfulest". I'm surprised she wasn't satisfied with her current award, to be honest. She beat Rainbow for that, for crying out loud! Hey maybe she could go for "Biggest Meany", for that trap door stunt she pulled on us a while back, especially since no one else had had that accomplishment since me. Also, I didn't understand why Twilight (the one here, not the bitchy princess you're stuck with) was jealous of Microchips for being most likely to lend a hand in another nuclear disaster. I mean, you should see that toaster bot he made. It'll turn evil and cause destruction someday, I swear to Celesti— Nevermind. Moving on...

So, my friends and I decided to go to the beach dressed in skimpy swimsuits for a group pic for the yearbook. You know, like those pandering beach episodes in many anime. Though, I doubt heads will turn at Rainbow in her swimsuit get up. We all may have markedly shaped hips but that doesn't change the fact that Rainbow has bug-bite sized tits.

Oh, and I almost forgot! There was also this student named Wallflower Blush who'd get along well with AJ for being left in the background all the time. And get this, she apparently was part of the yearbook committee the whole time and no one noticed. And fittingly, I'll just address this worthless cunt as Background Character from here on out. You'll understand why later.

At the beach, I arrive to have my own friends shun me for still being a bully.

Well, shit. What did Equestrian Magic do this time?

Using my mindfucking infinity stone, I discovered that all the good deeds I've ever done with my friends were erased. Like they never happened. So now, everyone still hates me again. Great. It's Anon-A-Miss shit all over again.

And hang on, shouldn't they question why they have gaps in their memory of the pony that help bitchslapped those sirens, reformed Midnight Sparkle, weeded out that Poison Ivy reject and... Oh right... they're teenagers. They probably think these memory gaps were caused by whatever substance Pinkie had introduced to them prior.

So, in response to this circumstance, I did what I always do and bitched about it to Princess Twilight. She replied back surprisingly quickly and wanted to help. In reality, she actually wanted to know what caused this so she could use it on her friends, allowing her to forced herself on them without her friends remembering who she was. I think you probably need to keep that bitch on a tighter leash. Or spay her. Either way works. Then, we came to Canterlot to meet you for some help because that purple bitch didn't know jackshit. 

So yeah... I'm back... Please don't send me to the moon...

Also, speaking of moons, what's up with Vice Principa— I mean Princess Luna's outdated speech? If you need any help in getting your sister up to date, I could always introduce her to the video games that her human counterpart is obsessed with. Sadly, our reunion was short-lived because we needed to go to the Canterlot Library for... Ugh! Research. You know, I already do enough of that back in CHS, thank you very much. But I must admit that you did a nice job trolling Princess Twilight about the restricted session in the library. I think she had an orgasm thinking she'd stumbled across your porn stash. Silly mare. We both know you keep it in that large vault where you had kept the elements of harmony.

Moving on, we found out that the memory stone may have been what erased the memories of my friends. And guess what? It wasn't stupid Starswirl that send the stone to the human world, this time. Surprising, I know. It was actually his pupil that conniving Clover the Clever's fault.

One might wonder who had the stone, and well... I've got a leading theory about the workings of Equestrian magic in the human world. Equestrian magic basically targets young women. It grabs them, gives them a non-consensual makeover and then leaves the victim fucked up in the end. Class A rapist, when you think about it.

Therefore, I had a leading suspect: Trixie! She has a reason to hate me and her pony counterpart did get the Alicorn Amulet. I wouldn't be surprised if she had another trick up her sleeves. A memory stone to be exact. And as a precaution, I even got some black shades. I've heard they're very useful in blocking out mindwipes for some weird reason.

I eventually confronted Trixie, but she didn't know what I was talking about. Either that or she's dumb enough to accidentally use the stone on herself. Though, I suspect the former more than the latter. And get this... She was willing to help, by blackmailing me. No surprise there. But I guess I can trust her. Starlight had gotten along well with her pony counterpart. So Trixie here is sure to not cause trouble for me in this endeavor right.... Right!?! Yeah... no. She's even worse as a detective than a magician. Eventually, though, we found out it was Background Character that did it. And it was because she wanted to prove that I hadn't changed at all.

Well then, someone has been inhaling too much fertilizer, because her actions are rather flawed.

How does erasing everyone's memory of me being good prove I'm still bad, if they will only be in the mindset of when I was still a bully? It only proves that I was a bully! And the very fact that she was able to erase any present GOOD memories at all already proved that I was no longer a bad person.

And if Background Character wanted to blame someone for being the same bitch as before, Princess Twilight is the perfect candidate. Even after her wings got stapled to her back, she's still a disgruntled whore.

And speaking of wings, where are mine!?!

No. No. No. No. I'm not turning evil again, Celestia. Hold the mooning... You see, there was this one time when I was on the school rooftop singing about how my past is not today, I grew these giant awesome flaming wings. Yet ever since the incident in Camp Everfree, whenever I pony up I no longer grow wings. What's up with that!?!

Rant aside though, Background Character started singing some nonsense which was the perfect time to steal the memory stone from her. But if you recall what happened when Princess Twilight tried stealing the Pearl of Transformation during a song montage, you know how well my plan worked out. And unfortunately my mind gem does jackshit against a fucking memory stone. Thankfully, old bullying habits die hard as I recorded the whole thing in case I forgot. And by bringing Trixie along, she somehow teleported me out of the locked room but she was somehow still locked inside. Don't ask me how. I still don't get it.

Then there was a final confrontation. A sacrifice was made. Transformation sequence. Some mantra about friendship and finally a friendship orbital laser cannon for the win!

It was rather disappointing that the memory stone broke in the process. If I had it, I'd use it to wipe Princess Twilight’s memory of ever being a self entitled bitch. Thus, the whole of Equestria would be cheering me on for generations after the fact! Another disappointment was that the explosion didn't leave Background Character in a permanent vegetative state. Oh well, I have other ways to bring payback. Make me forget I had hands will she... Well I know many ways to make a Wallflower blush with my magic little fingers... And as punishment for forgetting me, treating me like crap, and finally a personal payback for all the "No offences" they've said to me, I've taken the liberty of putting the page of our group photo right next to the page for "Best Muscles".

Oh, and you know the biggest irony of all this is that Background Character will still be left forgotten in the end. Same as Principal Cinch, Gloriosa Daisy and Juniper Montage and so on. Meanwhile, I'll still the most loved EQG character.

Suck on that Wallflower.

See you the next time I complain about the next Equestrian magic incident.

Your faithful first and forever favourable friendship student,
Sunset Shimmer





Dear Wallflower,

Now that we're cool and everything, it is absolutely imperative that we keep this Memory Stone away from Princess Twilight. She's committing enough sexual misdemeanors over in Equestria without being able to erase memories of it.

Sincerely,
Sunset Shimmer





Dear Wallflower Blush

Look, Sunset kinda has a point, but we could still use that Memory Stone. If you could help us forget everything Princess Twilight has put us through, we would be considerably indebted to you.

Sincerely,
Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Spike, of Equestria