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// Honest Apple 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Additional contributions by MixMassBasher





Dear Rarity,

Honestly, all those clothing those designers did were just a bunch of rotten tomatoes. I wouldn’t even call them certified fresh!

How is this the fashion industry today? Just sit down and be practical.

Confused,
Applejack





Dear Applejack,

You just don’t understand style, darling. Each pony has their own unique way of doing things. You should have been open minded to new things and not be a jerk about it. Though, I guess a stubborn mare like you will never understand.

Your friend,
Raripunk





It was the end of the episode. The designers all get to show off their latest creations to Ponyville, Rarity’s fashion contest was a huge success and Applejack learned a lesson about the problems of harsh honesty.

However… a certain pink mare had other ideas…

Jumping into the scene, Pinkie gave out a loud scream as she quickly strummed her guitar.

“~Remember me
I was pointless to the plot.
Remember me
But I gave it a shot
And even I gave you a laugh to lighten up your day,
Like my look of shock at Rarity’s angry guitar play.
Remember me
Now I have to help some yaks
Celestia, help me...
So I go and snort up some crack,
Then I can deal with their pride that’s worse than Rarity
See you in Not Asking for Trouble
Remember me.”

It was at this point that Pinkie’s tail started to twitch, alerting her to the disaster to come.

'Slam!' came the sound of a crashing bell that would had squashed our pink mare had she not moved aside.

“Wow.. that was close.” Pinkie said with a giggle.





Dear Diary,

Even after all these years, this town still finds new and exciting ways to surprise me.

Some ponies get upset when you don't like apples, some ponies get upset when you don't understand ridiculous fashion statements, some ponies get upset when you don't want to open your borders to all kinds of foreign creatures, and some ponies get upset when you pass a new tax code that lets them keep more of their hard earned bits.

Stay surprising, Ponyville.

-Princess Twilight Sparkle