Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Filli Vanilli
Dear Fluttershy,
Look, sorry about today. I guess I just figured that if you heard it straight from the horses mouth, that you'd get over your stage fright. I wasn't trying to be mean or anything, sheesh.
Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie
Dear Pinkie Pie,
Are you kidding me? I mean, I know you may not be the brightest of ponies because of the drugs and everything, but I have the word 'shy' right in my fucking name. You saw how timid I was before the Hearth's Warming Eve performance, and yet you trigger me not once, but twice? I don't like singing in crowds. Deal with it, you junkie.
Sincerely,
Fluttershy
Dear Fluttershy,
So, what you're trying to say is that the animal shelter volunteer I met in the alternate world wasn't another version of you? You know, the one who had no trouble singing and dancing in a high school cafeteria full of judgmental teens? Not you then?
Sincerely,
Twilight
Dear Twilight,
Keep it up.
Spike will be a decorative toaster cozy before you know it.
Sincerely,
Fluttershy
Dear Big Mac,
What's the matter, brother? Can't sing because you're a little horse?
Sincerely,
Applejack
Dear Applejack,
Little, huh?
That's not what you were saying last night.
Sincerely,
Big Macintosh