FOAL FREE PRESS
TWILIGHT TAKES CELESTIA TO COURT OVER CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS SCANDAL
Former Princess Celestia has been summoned to Canterlot Royal Court this morning to answer for removing boxes of classified documents at the end of her millennium-long reign.
"Celestia is acting like any sensitive material she takes from the castle with her is automatically declassified. That is simply not the case, and she has to answer for her crimes." Princess Twilight Sparkle claimed at a press conference.
Celestia has put out an official response:
"Just because Princess Twilight says something is classified doesn't make it so; there's procedures to classifying something. I merely just took all the smut out of the Canterlot Castle Royal Library on my way out, because I knew if I didn't, nothing would get done when Twilight took over."
We here at the Foal Free Press are currently trying to think up any possible cons to Princess Twilight's court not getting anything done.