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Dear Applejack and Rainbow Dash,
I’m seriously considering Pinkie Pie’s suggestion of a potted plant teaching the students with how sloppy you two were with educating them.
Your Headmistress,
Twilight Sparkle
Dear Applejack and Rainbow Dash,
I think I may have misunderstood her. I thought she wanted some pot before she went to teach the students.
Whoops.
-Pinkie
Dear Headmistress Twilight Sparkle,
So, are Professors Rainbow Dash and Applejack in a relationship or something? They kept competing with one another like an old married couple.
Sincerely,
The Young Six
Dear Fluttershy,
Okay, we give up. And we tried everything! How are you still receiving the friendship teacher of the month award? Did you have sex with Twilight nine times!?!
Sincerely,
Applejack and Rainbow Dash
Dear Applejack and Rainbow Dash,
Not quite. Twilight doesn’t do the voting.
I’ll just leave it at that and let you two think about it. It’s bound to come to you sooner or later.
Sincerely,
Fluttershy,
Dear Rainbow Dash,
You’ll need a better stick expert if you want to build a more stable bridge.
Your Technical Pony,
Mudbriar
Dear Rainbow Dash and Applejack,
If it’s any consolation, you both got the worst pony for the first half of season eight award!
Your friend,
Pinkie Pie
Dear Pinkie Pie,
I wouldn't be one to brag, Miss 'P.P.O.V.'
Sincerely,
Applejack and Rarity
At Headmistress Twilight’s Office….
“I’m sorry to say Mister… Baldi, was it? But I don’t think we are in need of your methods of teaching here in my school. This is a friendship school. Not a math school.” Headmistress Twilight explained to the tall bald figure dressed in a green shirt and blue jeans.
Baldi remained silent and merely stood up before exiting the room, all the while slapping the ruler he held. With the room now empty, disgruntled Twilight let out a groan of annoyance.
Looking for teachers that could replace Applejack and Rainbow Dash was more difficult than one would think. Especially when all the other possible replacements were somehow even worse than the bickering duo. On the bright side, at least this Baldi was a better candidate than that one pony teacher who was obsessed with capturing breezies since he thought they grant wishes to foals as godparents.
“Well, hopefully the next one is a better choice. Now who was it?” Twilight muttered as she scanned through her entire checklist of possible teachers, with a majority of names being crossed out with red marker.
“Oh here it is. A female pony teacher who values reputation, Miss Cinch— Oh fuck me!” Twilight cried out.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
Not a chance.
Sincerely,
Miss Cinch
Dear Headmare Twilight,
If Fluttershy has won Teacher of the Month nine times, may we ask just how fucking long is a semester at this school?
Sincerely,
Gallus, Ocellus, Yona, Silverstream, Sandbar, and Smolder
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Except for the fact the village had a brainwashing room already set up before the M6 showed up, everyone behaved exactly the same except for three and everyone had no issue attacking 6 new people in orders of her.
Plus the fact it is flat out said in the show that starlight enslaved the village.
Being brainwashed is not concenting.
Everything about the village screamed "brainwashed cult"
The characters said th eu willingly joined because they were "convinced" Starlight was right after being locked in the brainwashing room till they broke and "willingly" joined the rest of them as equals.
Wait … does that mean? …
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Their homework was never quite like this.
It lasts as long as the plot dictates.
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Space is warped and time is bendable. Nothing new for FiM.
9232599 "Do you believe in magic?
In a young girl's heart?"
My dearest Mistress Headmistress Princess Twilight Sparkle,
This is the ninth time I have failed to stuff the ballot box in your favor. It should be you winning teacher of the month every month. Every month you give me a thousand slips of paper with your name on them and I put them in that magic ballot box that gives me all that shredded paper in return. Yet, somehow you still never win. Fluttershy must have stolen your idea. She probably puts two thousand ballots with her name in the box, that cheating slut. Next month, I will put three thousand TWILIGHT ballots in the magic ballot box. We will show her, no one tries to out cheat you.
Signed your loyal slave and "legally" registered voter,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO.