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Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship.

This is going to be fun!

A spinoff of Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student by milesprower06.

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I look forward to reading these revised responses of yours!

3634530 And I look forward to writing them :twilightsmile:


Seriously though, I do think the disgruntled letter are fun, lighthearted reads (or perhaps something similar). It's neat to see someone write response versions of the letters.

These are pretty well written, too. Good job, sire.

Every pony accept fax are being bitches. All is well in the disgruntled universe

Celestia is surprisingly nice here. :twilightoops:

And thus the Big Mac was born. :eeyup:

First of all, if you lost your recipe for an orgasm-intensifying potion due to Pinkie's prank, all you have to do is ask me! I happen to have one right here! Oh wait, I forgot, I'm not sharing it with you because you're a colossal bitch.

Trollestia 1, Twilight Sparkle 0. :trollestia:


You're a fucking genius. How has this not been done yet?

Fuck! Why didn't I think of this!?


Alright, ya got me. I'm interested. Keep going or I'll steal your kidney.

That poor, disgruntled fax machine.

So Celestia's not only a troll but also a fanfic writer? Why does that work so well? :rainbowlaugh:/:trollestia:

So many Friendship is Witchcraft references. :twistnerd:

I hate you so much Princess Celestia, you know that?! :twilightangry2:

Smarty Pants is a better student anyway! :rainbowlaugh:

Fax Machine... yes! It's in here as well! :rainbowlaugh::moustache:

All glory to the Big Mac! :eeyup:

I like how she keeps referencing Shining and Cadence banging. :rainbowlaugh:

Dat second postscript. :rainbowwild:

Is Twilight ever gonna get laid in either of these stories? :rainbowlaugh:

Okay! Okay! Uncle! Uncle! Concept faved alone!

3636610 I hope not. This Twi is a bitch.

Now all we need is a set of letters from Spike (Fax Machine) and the set will be complete.

Due to recent events, and mostly because I would look bad if I didn't let you come, you are formally invited (but discouraged) to attend Princess Smarty Pant's coronation.
If you do come, stay away from my cloud cake. Your flank is wide enough as it is.

Your ever spiteful loving dictator, Princess Celestia.

Friendship is witchcraft reference

Smarty Pants is the best student ever.

I look forward to joining PETA, but not PETA, because those hippies are unbearable.

An answer to your question Celestia.

P.S.: Could be used as a form of torture should the need arise.

Didn't it ever occur to you that he might, I don't know, eat you?

Given how desperately horny Twibitch is, maybe she wanted the dragon to eat her.



PLEASE. NO MORE. :rainbowlaugh:
i'm just kidding where's the new chapter :scootangel:

Comment posted by Oxyaction deleted Dec 17th, 2013

You MIGHT want to pace out the FiW references. It is kind of overkill at the moment. Just sayin'.

3641630 I'll try to limit them to FiW-related episodes.

Seriously, if those two inbred freaks brought an ursa minor to town just for Trixie to vanquish it, we really need to start considering teaching eugenics.

And here's where I was most disappointed: this unicorn, who might have been a great student in another life, turned out to be useless against the ursa minor. Of course, the fact that you chose to save that little shithole rather than leave the genetic rejects to their fate is pretty bad too. I mean, you clearly don't like them, so why not play a fiddle while Ponyville burns?

:pinkiesick: good points, OUCH:rainbowlaugh:

Princess Celestia seems rather two faced about Zecora. :trixieshiftright:

Dare I ask what you mean by "Make sure it's still a water tower" Princess Celestia? :twilightoops:

I'm loving this story so far, but I found something you may want to edit.

And to be honest, I hope all those apples ended up giving yo an eating disorder.

You put "yo" instead of "you".

lol love fiw references try an few less tough!

is it wrong of me that I like this Celestia? I mean the twilight in this story is such a bitch that I keep cheering Celestia on.:pinkiesmile:

Nice chapter, but you misspelled "befriend" as "befreind".

*Heavenly angel choir*

This... this is an auto-fav. As soon as I catch myself up with this.

Well whaddaya know I favorite this and three more chapters pop up later that day.

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