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// The Mysterious Mare Do Well 
// Story: Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by keaton-furman-prower 
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Dear Rainbow Dash:

Of course you can have your fifteen minutes of fame. However, you must always be ready to fight for every last second, lest your friends take them all and you end up with forty-five minutes of shame instead.

Of course, this only applies to earth ponies and pegasi. Alicorns and unicorns are allowed their full allotment of fame minutes, plus however many they can steal from their friends. They may also share their stolen minutes with their friends, but that honestly doesn't seem like a good idea, especially if those friends are not unicorns or alicorns.

Your favorite party pooper, Princess Celestia.

P.S.: You are not super, ultra, extreme, or awesome. Only I am.





Dear Twilight Sparkle:

Thank you for following my orders. I cannot allow egotistical pegasi such as Rainbow Dash trying to obtain widespread admiration. First they start admiring her. Then they begin to actively worship her. Next, they might even attack Canterlot! And then I'd have to explain why a large number of ponies suddenly appeared on the surface of the moon!

Of course, that means that there will be nopony to protect everypony when those surprisingly frequent accidents occur in Ponyville.

In other words, I'm getting out my camera for Equestria's Funniest Home Videos! This is going to be so awesome!

Your thoroughly irresponsible leader, Princess Celestia.





Dear Applejack:

Of course Rainbow wants you! Now kiss the mare!

Everyone's favorite shipper, Princess Cadance Notevil Goodpony.