Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle:
Okay, I’ll be your student again, and I’ll send you lots of letters. Just please stay the fuck out of my dreams!
Your freaked-out student, Sunset Shimmer.
Dear Sunset Shimmer:
You’d better not break that promise if you want to sleep comfortably at night.
Your horny teacher, Princess Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle:
Do you really need Flash Sentry to make you happy? I mean, you clearly enjoy both mares and stallions, so I don’t see why you’d have to single-mindedly hunt him down. Also, I’ve made it clear time and again that I have claimed him as my personal sex slave, so nopony else has any right to use him.
And besides, I’m pretty sure that the sirens were left pretty destitute after you made them taste your rainbow, so they’d be happy to have food and a home in exchange for eternal sex servitude. And if you wanted to mix things up, why not cast a gender-swap spell on yourself? I can only imagine how much fun that would be!
Your suggestive former teacher, Celestia.
P.S.: If you do change yourself into a guy, you’ll need a new name. I suggest Dusk Shine.
Dear Princess Celestia:
The sirens as my sex slaves?! Are you crazy?! That would be absolutely-
Well, now that I think about it, it might not be such a bad idea.
Your hopefully soon-to-be-satisfied former student, Twilight Sparkle.
P.S.: Gender-swap spells? That sounds icky. And yet strangely alluring at the same time.
P.P.S.: Dusk Shine? Well, I guess it makes sense. But wasn’t one of the sirens called Sonata Dusk or something? Wouldn’t that cause confusion? Ah well, I’ll figure it out later.
Since milesprower06 is having fun with shipping today, I decided to have some fun of my own.
Join the club! DuskDusk OTP!
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so, cupcakes style? Ah great, now I have pinkie pie atyle in my head (gangnam style parody.)
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nothing, just having some fun
About time Twilight considered that spell. The possibilites are endless.
Dear Dumb Ass Prince Solaris,
When Master Prince Dusk Shine (that is what she wants me to call him now, pronouns are hard), finds a new spell he likes, he really goes all out. It is like he has created an entirely new universe. It is not just you and Prince Artemis he has done this to. It is like that one time when Barb got Elusive that Inspiration Manifestation spell. Everypony in town is affected. It is not just the ponies, he got Gwenivere, too. Poor Owl. He even got me. Now, I will admit that the new parts are amazing and that the maid outfit would fit better, but he put me in a butler's outfit and told me to buttle off. I will also admit that with these assets and this suit he gave me, I am one one hell of a butler. However, even though Master Prince Dusk Shine really likes this new spell, I am sure the novelty will wear off soon because he seems to have developed a code of chivalry. I dropped his tea because in my new form, I am top heavy and was unbalanced. He went to punish me, and stopped short, unable to connect. He tried several more times, but each time, he stopped short. That was when he told me to buttle off. Now he is with that Sonata mare, who I am sure used to be a dude, and is having the time of his life.
Signed Master Prince Dusk Shine's confused about oh so many things butler,
Mahou Shoujo Neko C.
Post Script: Master Prince Dusk Shine is still twice the stallion you will ever be.
Post Post Script: If I did not insult you in the name of my master, what kind of butler would I be?
~KBO.
...I am now wondering how long until Sonata Dusk Shine becomes the title of a Sonata Shine shipping fic.
And yes, I just named that ship.
5626802 Too late. It's DuskDusk. I named it three months ago when I made a group for it.
Hehe, good job. I read an article recently about homeless and jobless teens electing to choose "rescue sex" in which they trade sharing a bed with someone for a place to stay and food to eat. Was this in reference to that?
Also, DuskDusk? Seems legit.
Damnit Moonmoon!
Huzzah! The Dusk has been doubled!
Meh. I prefer CheesePie.