Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower

Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Conspiracy Theory

Author's Note:

Original Chapter Here.

Dear Sun-butt:

Next time Moon-butt goes on an “extended vacation,” why not hire someone to replace her? Why, I know of a certain Draconequus who would be more than willing to dress up like an alicorn for 1000 years!

Sincerely, Mr. Q, who is totally not Discord, and totally not planning on retaking the throne.

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Dear Discord:

There are more than enough alicorns in Equestria to fulfill any duties Luna leaves behind if she decides to slack off again. Furthermore, Draconequuses (Draconequui?) are barred from holding office. And finally, I am currently trying to find ways to reduce the number of Alicorns in the country, rather than increase it. If Luna wants to waste years playing her games and neglecting her subjects, let her.

Sincerely, Princess Celestia.

P.S.: Next time you try to masquerade as somepony else, don’t call me “Sun-Butt.”

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Dear Twilight Sparkle:

We believe you, and we also know that Celestia and Luna are planning to brainwash us all into his mindless servants. We suggest you make a hat from aluminum foil in case an alien’s inclined to probe your butt or read your mind. It looks a bit peculiar, but we know that someday you’ll prove there’s a big conspiracy.

Sincerely, Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie.

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Dear NASA:

That’s one small step for ma- HOLY SHIT THERE ARE BRAIN-MELTING ALIEN PONIES ON THE MOON!!!

Sincerely, Neil Armstrong.

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Dear Princess Luna:

Next time, please take your killer oven-robots with you when you leave.

Sincerely, Wallace and Gromit.

Comments

[wille179]

Check for typos. You have them.

[Phazon]

Well you're doing a shit job of reducing it, aren't you, Sunbutt? Assuming King Hasbro doesn't birth another alicorn from his ass and claim she's been there the whole time (No offense, Lovebutt), the alicorn population has quadrupled in the past few decades, doubled in the past four years alone.

[Commander Jenna Cipher]

[Alticron]

I found a very minor thing you may want to edit.

We believe you, and we also know that Celestia and Luna are planning to brainwas us all into his mindless servants.

[keaton-furman-prower]

5053066 Twilight has always been an alicorn. And Equestria has always been at war with Eurasia Eastasia Changelingville.

[Neko Majin C]

Wretched Cake Butt,

If you want to reduce the number of Alicorns may I suggest stepping down yourself? Pass your powers off to somepony more deserving. To Princess Twilight Sparkle. I mean, it is only a matter of time until you are defunct, you may as well speed the process up and let the supple, nubile, beautiful, intelligent, Princess Twilight Sparkle have all your power.

Signed Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and faithful servant,
Neko Majin C.

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KBO.

[Starguy135]

Can I just say that I freaking love you for referencing the old Wallace and Grommit videos.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Dear Princess Luna:

Next time, please take your killer oven-robots with you when you leave.

Sincerely, Wallace and Gromit.

I love you for that reference.

[VNilla]

HRH Princess Celestia:

Draconequi. Drop the ending "us", and append an "i": Draconequus Draconequus DraconequI

VNilla

[Epic Quest]

Why doesn't Discord have a Prince Luna cosplay outfit for occasions like these?

[Circut Breaker]

Only one "Discord" reference? I am disappoint.