Dear Fluttershy:
There, I saved your ass from getting sold into slavery. I shall expect to see you at the library tonight.
Your soon-to-be mistress, Princess Twilight Sparkle.
P.S.: Failure to comply will make you wish you'd been sold off.
Dear Twilight Sparkle:
I thought you banished all pegasi from you library. Which is certainly unfortunate, given that Flash is a Pegasus.
Sincerely, Fluttershy.
P.S.: Slavery would have been better than having to put up with your shit.
Dear Fluttershy:
I've already repealed the ban on pegasi. Do you not remember that I let Rainbow inside so that I could teach her how to be a good sex slave Wonderbolt?
Your impatient mistress, Princess Twilight Sparkle:
P.S.: Well, if you were a slave you wouldn't get a 1000 year lunar vacation!
Dear Discord:
I have no need for you. I'm about to spend a whole lot of time putting up with Princess Twilight Fuck-All.
Sincerely, Fluttershy.
Dear Fluttershy:
I can't believe you're leaving me for that bitch! After all those passionate night, you're just dropping me like a block of prison soap?! This is absurd! How do you expect me to ever trust you again?! I'm going to go join Tirek or something!
Your disappointed “friend,” Discord.