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// For Whom The Sweetie Belle Toils 
// Story: Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by keaton-furman-prower 
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Dear Rarity:

I heard that you and Sweetie Belle have been having trouble recently, so I thought I'd write to you in order to give you some friendly advice.

If your sister asks you for something at the very last minute, tell her to fuck off. After all, she had plenty of time to ask before, so why should you waste your valuable time fixing her mistake? And if she starts whining about you never doing anything for her, challenge her to make her own dresses within twelve hours.

If you think she's screwing with you, the best thing to do is to make it clear that you can just as easily screw with her. After all, her little play would have been a disaster without your fabulous dresses. You need to make it clear that, whenever she tries to make you suffer, she will suffer with you.

Of course, if all else fails, there is a simple way of solving everything. Look up at night and you'll see what I mean.

Eternally setting an example for older sisters everywhere, Princess Celestia.





Dear Princess Celestia:

I appreciate your advice, but I really don't think I'll ever banish Sweetie Belle to the moon. For one, I don't think I have the necessary level of magic to pull off such a feat. And besides, younger siblings make great slave labor.

Your most fabulous servant, Rarity.





Dear Rarity:

Thanks a lot.

Sincerely, Princess Luna.