Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower

Party Pooped

Author's Note:

Original letter here.

FOAL FREE PRESS
YAKYAKISTAN DECLARES PEACE WITH EQUESTRIA; PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP SUFFERS BREAKDOWN

Earlier today, Prince Rutherford of Yakyakistan declared that Equestria would henceforth be considered an ally of Yakyakistan. Furthermore, Yakyakistan would resume trading with Equestria, allowing Equestrian industries to once again have access to Yakyakistan’s vast oil reserves.

“At first ponies make mockery of yak traditions, so yak smash!” says Prince Rutherford. “But then ponies show yaks how nice everything in Equestria is! Therefore, yaks no smash them! Yaks and ponies be friends for a thousand moons!”

“Also, ponies give us lots of gold for oil,” he adds. “Yaks like shiny gold!”

As an offering of friendship, the Apple family gave the yaks a special apple tree that had been genetically modified to survive even in the harsh cold of Yakyakistan. Prince Rutherford happily accepted this offering, promising to share its fruits with every yak in his homeland.

However, the festivities were cut short when the Princess of Friendship refused to show up. When messengers were sent to retrieve her, she refused to set foot outside the castle, which had a ring of quesadillas surrounding it. When asked why, she simply tossed the messengers out.

“I can come out whenever I want!” she said, all the while eyeing the quesadilla ring nervously. “I just don’t want to right now!”

Various officials have been asked about her mysterious behavior. The element bearers simply stated that she had probably been drugged. Princess Celestia has stated that she doesn’t care, adding “Princess Twilight nearly started a war with Yakyakistan. It’s best that she remain far away from these matters.”

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Dear Diary:

Today my friends stumbled into my basement. Luckily, they only found my party archives. I’m so glad they didn’t go too far, because they came very close to finding the cupcake station.

On the other hoof, I would have enjoyed having them over. Especially Dashie.

~Pinkie

Comments

[ShadowLDrago]

Today my friends stumbled into my basement. Luckily, they only found my party archives. I’m so glad they didn’t go too far, because they came very close to finding the cupcake station.
On the other hoof, I would have enjoyed having them over. Especially Dashie.

Oh god the implications...

[MixMassBasher]

6619867 Hey wait minute. I wrote this a while back in Milesprower06 comment section for the epsiode...

Cool

[Phazon]

As an offering of friendship, the Apple family gave the yaks a special apple tree that had been genetically modified to survive even in the harsh cold of Yakyakistan. Prince Rutherford happily accepted this offering, promising to share its fruits with every yak in his homeland.

Um...

“I can come out whenever I want!” she said, all the while eyeing the quesadilla ring nervously. “I just don’t want to right now!”

I love how the quesadilla ring has the added side effect of making Twilight forget she has a teleportation spell.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Dear Diary:
Today my friends stumbled into my basement. Luckily, they only found my party archives. I’m so glad they didn’t go too far, because they came very close to finding the cupcake station.
On the other hoof, I would have enjoyed having them over. Especially Dashie.
~Pinkie

You went there?

[Neko Majin C]

My Dearest Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle,

Once again, I would like to apologize for my worthlessness. I could only eat twenty of the quesadillas before total renal failure and cardiac arrest set in. However, I thank you for being my guardian angel and eventually calling a hearse to take my twitching, half-dead body to the morgue. Luckily the mortician, Formaldehyde Cadaver, noticed I was not quite dead yet and eventually, after getting bored with waiting two or three hours for me to die, decided to call an ambulance that took me to the hospital. Unfortunately, I died on the way to the hospital. However, they used a weird magic called "Necromancy" to bring me back to life. They showed me the book they used to revive me, and I must admit that I never before saw a book that could wink and scream. Though it may have been blinking, it only had one eye. I promise, Mistress, that in the future I will use my brain and—

Brains...

Huh, weird.

I will be home soon.

Signed your loyal brains and faithful braaaains...
Neko Majin Brains...

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~KBO.

[scarlet_night]

Can someone explain to me the quesadilla thing?