Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower

Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Riots, Protesting in Midwest Equestria

Author's Note:

Original Chapter Here.

Also, on a side note, I finally caught up to Letters. Yay!

To my faithful subjects:

While the sudden death of Whiten Black was a tragedy, we must not fool ourselves into thinking there was a racial bias for the incident. We must all come together to support each other, and remember that all species and races are equally subservient to the mighty alicorns.

Sincerely, Princess Celestia.

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Dear Princess Twilight:

I do wonder if Zecora will be willing to sell you her special "potion ingredients" once this is all over.

Your probably less racist (but far more megalomaniacal) fellow Princess, Celestia.

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Dear Princess Celestia:

Did the dead zebra have a toy-ready body? No? Then he was useless. Now go find some more profitable ponies.

Your profit-concerned father, The Almighty Eternal President King Hasbro.

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To all the non-pony races:

Let me make it clear that this was just the beginning. Soon the ponies shall unite to completely eliminate all the “lesser” beings. In their eyes only ponies are truly civilized beings, and the rest of us are mongrels who must be eliminated.

Do not believe me? Take a look at poor Spike. A dragon hatched by ponies, he was immediately forced into the servitude of the one who brought him into the world, Twilight Sparkle. Then consider the buffalo, who have recently discovered that the offerings of peace they had received from the ponies were nothing more than poison, rendering them unable to have children. And then there is the cruel murder of Whiten Black at the hand of the pony military. Why have we ignored these injustices for so long? How many other non-ponies must suffer before we take action?

Well, my friends, today I say that this shall no longer continue. We must come together, and fight for a common cause: the freedom of all non-ponies! For they have kept us apart in the hopes of preventing an uprising, but together we are stronger than they can ever be. So today I speak directly to Princess Celestia: We will no longer tolerate the injustices against our people!

Sincerely, Discord.

Comments

[recentteen14]

Welp, I hope Discord likes being a stain on the floor...

[Neko Majin C]

Dear Discord,

While Princess Twilight Sparkle may be an Alicorn, she is nothing like Tyrant Celestia. Princess Twilight Sparkle loves all of her little non-pony subjects. Her benevolence knows no bounds. How many ponies can say their love and tolerance outshines everypony else? I understand that you hate the princesses, but I assure you, Princess Twilight Sparkle is different. Also, what happens if you try to make a move against her? She will strike you down without any effort, that is what.

Signed the Great Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal and humble slave,
Neko MajinC.

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KBO.

[Phazon]

Oh here it is.

And now for Discord to crack open a beer and watch the fireworks.

[ShadowLDrago]

5053583

You mean a chocolate milk of glass. Even when reformed, he's causing Chaos. With the EOH gone, provided he does something to keep FLuttershy on his side, he can do virtually whatever he wants to Equestria.

[Spiritus Arcane]

Dear Discord,

Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

Fluttershy

[Lag Incarnate]

5053292
But he already is the stain on the floor.

Now he's hiding in the mop.

Now he's in the water bucket.

Now he's in Celestia's mane. That bee was scary.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

5053923 But he'll never do that, because then he'll lose the one thing he can't get back with his powers alone, Fluttershy's affections.

[ShadowLDrago]

5056316

Not nescecarily, I'm sure Fluttershy would approve of him opening a reformation school, who better than a reformed villain who can render your helpless with a snap of his talons if you try to attack anyone else. Besides, having been bullied in the past, I'm sure Fluttershy would approve of trying to reform a bully, since while she may not approve of it, she wouldn't approve of a violent solution either.

[Runnermist]

5053505 i am in take he mal out twim o sofa? Did I miss something?

[Neko Majin C]

5059986
No it said-

Um... ga... de... No, there was no secret message in my letter to Discord. I absolutely adore Princess Twilight. Heheheheheh... H-how could you su-suggest such a th-thing?

[Runnermist]

5060063 I apologize for thinking anything different. Your penmanship made some of the letters appear more bolded than others. I've been taught bold letters hold secret messages. I made a silly conclusion. Please forgive me.

[Neko Majin C]

5060177 It is quite alright, Princess Twilight Sparkle is a kind, generous, and benevolent master. So there was no harm done.

Neko! Get in here! You're not finished! And neither am I!

I have to go back to work.

I love my job... I love my job... I love my job...

[Runnermist]

5060246 May you have a wonderful day at work.

[Phazon]

5053923

Considering that the Elements had been out of his way for almost an entire season, he's already been free to do whatever the hell he wants. His highlights include offering interviews to the Foal Free Press, starting an earth pony wrestling federation, and spreading diseases to Applejack and Rarity. Frankly, I'm not impressed.

5060246
5060321

Oh, and Neko?

First of all, I just want to let you know that if Discord shows up on the doorstep to this tacky castle, with or without an army of lesser races at his command, you'll be the first to die!

Second of all, putting the letters of your secret message in bold, in order? That's the best you could do? If you're going to betray me, don't half-ass it.

[Neko Majin C]

5062167 Emboldened letters? I have no idea what you are speaking of, my princess. Discord must have done that after he received the letter. He is trying to defame my loyalty to you. I would never betray you, the most beautiful, glorious, and magnificent princess in Equestria. I assure you, if Discord does gather an army, or try to harm you in any way, I will happily be the first to die defending your honor.

[Flutter_Bat]

*cowers in corner*
Um... P-P-Praise the Sun?
*sqirms*

[euphgeek]

5059986
I read, "I am in, take them all out, Twi most of all."

[Neko Majin C]

5145498
Read it.

I-I understand your ire, my princess, but are you sure about this?

Celestia damn it, Neko, read it! Do not question me!

Yes, Mistress, I understand.

Ahem

Mister Midnight Loki, the Great and Powerful Princess Twilight Sparkle would like to issue a statement:

"Bring it, bitch. I can turn into fire."
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There, I said it. Have I pleased you, Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle?

I swear to me, Neko, you are getting on my last nerve.

[Neko Majin C]

5097557 Please, do not be ridiculous. I swear to the holy name of Princess Twilight Sparkle that I did not hide a secret message in that comment. Like I said, it must have been Discord. He is quite smart and has grudge against our wonderful princess, who is not over my shoulder at the moment, and would love nothing more than to sow seeds of distrust and dissent among those of us who love Princess Twilight Sparkle, the Great and Glorious. So, please, I am begging you on my knees, to stop calling attention to Discord's horrible prank.

Please.

PLEASE.

PLEASE!

[Midnight Loki]

5205516 Okay yeah I forgot about them.

[user123]

5205516
LoooooooooooooooooooL.

The last shall be first, and the first, last.

[Phazon]

You're about six hiatus chapters behind now, aren't you? Update! Update! Update!

[ShadowLDrago]

5434029

No.

[user123]

5442107
*fires*

[user123]

5458834
too bad :s.

[Shadowmane PX-41]

GIVE US RAINBOW ROCKS!

I can imagine one segment saying:

Dear Rainbooms:

You owe us three new necklaces, cunts.

Sincerely, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, and Sonata Dusk.

[Captain Olimar]

5053583 Life of Riley. I hope somebody gets the reference.

[Web of Hope]

5097557 I read it as "take the mall out" and got scared

[Kage no Brony]

5515514

Dear Dazzlings.

You can have your necklaces, or you can have your lives. Your pick.