Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower

A Bird In The Hoof

Original letter here.

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Dear Twilight Sparkle:

Is that all you have to say? “Your pet bird is a dick?” Honestly, I thought you’d have something to say about Fluttershy, given how epicly she fucked up.

Then again, I was there to see most of it, so it is probably quite self-explanatory. Not that I don’t already see everything…

In any case, thank you for your compliment! I do my best!

Your very favorite half-troll, Princess Celestia.

P.S.: Tell Fluttershy that the punishment for stealing the royal pet is banishment and imprisonment in the place where she is to be banished... then, once she's sufficiently freaked out, tell her you're just joking.

Author's Note:

A Bird In The Hoof was, by far, my favorite letter of all.

Comments

[Starlight Shadow]

Here is what happened:

[Chaotic Ink]

not to ruffle feathers (), but the best letter is Super-Speedy-Cider-Squeezy 6000

[Tatsurou]

Yeah, the one sentence letters were good.

[Chaotic Ink]

3662431
took german all four years of high school and of course I can't spell. *thumbs up*

[SuperPinkBrony12]

P.S.: Tell Fluttershy that the punishment for stealing the royal pet is banishment and imprisonment in the place where she is to be banished... then, once she's sufficiently freaked out, tell her you're just joking.

Because the real punishment is:

[Reisentanith]

Your very favorite half-troll, Princess Celestia.

Its on her Fathers side of the family.

[Neko Majin C]

Holey crap, Celestia is omniscient?

Now I feel dirty, and Celestia is a pervert. There is nothing surprising about the previous sentence.

KBO.