Newbie Dash
Dear Rainbow Dash:
You think you have it bad? You should have seen my first day at King Hasbro's Alicorn Summer Camp. Trust me, it was nasty.
Also, the emotional trauma may or may not have had something to do with the whole "Nighttime Eternal" thing.
Sincerely, Princess Luna.
Dear Rainbow Dash:
Now that you've officially joined the Wonderbolts, you should really put in a good word for me. I have some brilliant ideas on how to vastly improve those dreadfully tacky suits of theirs. And I'm sure you'd love to dress in style!
Sincerely, Rarity.
To all my friends
You're just jealous because I'm 20% better at being each one of you than you are at being yourselves.
Sincerely, Rainbow Dash.
Dear Rainbow Crash:
Don't you ever imitate Princess Twilight again! Seriously, it's terrifying! And Soarin' locked himself in his room!
Your new boss, Spitfire.
P.S.: How the hell do you put up with her?
Dear Diary:
I think I now understand what Spike has to put up with under Twilight. I have a lot of respect for him for being able to live with her despite her constant bitching. I think I might even start hanging out with him.
Also, he doesn't have parents either, so we have something else to talk about.
~Scootaloo
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That makes sense
But she was imitating Rarity when she approached him, Soarin wasn't around for the Twilight or Fluttershy impersonations.
7439473 Given that this is from, what I am going to call the disgruntled-verse, I think it's safe to say a few things could be different.
My dearest Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle,
Did you know that Princess Celestia is not negatively affected whatsoever by chloramine vapor? That, in fact, it actually strengthens her? Because I sure did not. It is just one more example of how she is the living embodiment of evil. ...The bad kind, not your kind. I will not bore you with the harrowing details of my daring escape from Celestia's torture tower.
Now, on the off chance your ingenious lawyer letter fails to fool Rainbow Dash, you could probably use her identity theft skills for some sort of two mare orgy.
Signed your loyal slave who is about to keep his previous promise to you,
Neko Majin C.
Post Script: After I have finished servicing you, could you please regrow my feet?
~KBO.