Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

A Bird In The Hoof

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

A Bird In The Hoof

Dear Princess Celestia,

Your pet bird is a dick.

Your former student,
Twilight Sparkle

Comments

[Perception Filter]

HA!

[Something Eight]

So short, but so hilarious!
Just when I thought that you couldn't top the previous one.

[NaughtSought]

I am completely okay with this. Short, sweet and to the point. All the props I have.

[D48]

Short, sweet, and to the point. Perfect.

[Marching Thunder]

No more need be said.

[ultra1437]

Well said!

[drone_r0m-3]

dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Soarin_dayum.png Nice.

[TheBBofC]

What?! No! There's so much that could have been done with this!

[EchoWolf31]

Short and to the point. But I think Celestia already knows that. I always figure that Philomena learned how to troll from her.

[Agrith]

Short, sweet, and to the point. I like it.

[Kavonde]

Well put, Ms. Sparkle.

[RedvsBlue327]

1288458 Where the fuck have you been? This is explaned in the second chapter.

[SolidBlackPanda]

I really thought she was gonna go off on a tangent about how she should cook and eat Philomena, but this...this just topped all my expectations.

[BlackWidower]

I think that's the best one yet!

[Natzo]

Perfect.

[pononymous]

too verbose

[kiwiman40]

1288885
With this guy.
Seriously you need to shorten these if you want anyone to read them.
dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Celestia.png

[khatre]

Luna would agree 100%

[CityFlyer502]

You almost owed me a new computer after I almost spit out my soda over it laughing.

Though in all seriousness, this was pretty funny. Especially considering the Twilight we've all come to know in this story.

[darkangel_31314]

[Lounx]

P.S. I also found out Fluttershy is a klepto and into experimenting on animals. You better warn the petshops.

[Dr. Blackgaard]

Only you can write a 27-word chapter and get such a positive response.

[infinite scratch]

nuff said

[Snowstreak]

26 comments including this one.
14 actual words in the chapter, excluding title matter.
26/14 = 1.86 CPW (comments per word).

Efficiency. You're doin' it right.

[ClosetBrony9000]

[Teashakes]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I WAS PLANNING TO TAKE MY TIME TO READ THIS ONE!

[Rokas]

FLAWLESS VICTORY.

[Bloodpool]

Brilliant!

[Aru]

Well episode in the nutshell.

[Sarpedan]

never before have so many laughed so hard at so little

[MythrilMoth]

Absolute best thing on this entire site!

[Impoxdragon]

Succinct. The way it should be.

[Rubiks_Err0R]

Yes.

[Pav Feira]

tl;dr

[Namara]

i laughed harder than all the other ones

[Dead_Page]

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[fluttershywriter]

WIN!

[Riz]

Well, that was short.

[GAPDashie]

Yeah.
That about covers it.

[Half-a-Yolk]

The writing style in this chapter is so incredible. It may be my favourite yet.

[WorldWalker128]

Well, given that the 'phoenix will rise' that may be an accurate statement.

[Mally]

I chuckled, cackled, or smirked at the preceding chapters. This is the first one that flat out made me bust out laughing.

[Ra1nbowCrasH]

Perfect!

[TaviTurnip]

1313940
This is exactly what happened with me. I had various forms of chuckles and giggles throughout this series, but this chapter took all of one second to make me roll over in painful laughter.

[Aeonic Archive]

Best. chapter.
That is all.

[LuminousRabbit]

Too many words. Brain can't process. Try a shorter chapter this time, that one was way too long.

[SlightlyGrape]

Best one yet!

[Willow Arqueiro]

Bwahahahaha!!!

[Shanenator]

Brilliant!!

[Enmar]

Short and to the point,
I like it