Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

What About Discord?

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

What About Discord?

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Dear Princess Twilight,

Really? Are you really that shocked that your "friends" didn't want to interrupt your booksortation?

Maybe you should stop worrying about what your friends are doing without you, and start worrying about whomever left those binoculars in those bushes over there.

Just a suggestion.

Sincerely,
Discord

P.S. I would also start being aware of your surroundings when you go out to dinner with your friends in Canterlot, too.

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Dear Pinkie "McPie"

Please return my vest, my glasses, and the keys to the DeLorean.

Trust me, time travel just fucks shit up. When you add in the power of love and friendship, you're just asking for a disaster.

Sincerely,
Marty

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Dear Marty,

Sure thing. I left it over there on the train tracks.

-Pinkie

Author's Note:

Comments

[Red Bomber]

I feel like putting in a letter or something here it goes:

Dear Discord,

Perhaps next time we do something without Twilight we should try not to rub it in her face so much. One can only handle so many in-jokes.

From,
Fluttershy

[ShadowLDrago]

Trust me, time travel just fucks shit up. When you add in the power of love and friendship, you're just asking for a disaster.

Kid's got a point.

[MixMassBasher]

Dear Marty,

Great Scott!! The Delorean!!! Why is it on the Train Tracks!! We have to get back to the future now Marty!!!!

Sincerely,
Doc. Brown

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Dear Twilight,

You're more worried about your ''new friends'' having in-jokes than bonding with your old friends?

I thought we had something special.

Depressed,
Moondancer

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Dear Princess Celestia,

I sense a great disturbance in the force. Some pony is ducking up with time. And it's coming soon.

Either that or a time-travelling car is about to get run over.

-Time Turner

[Mnemonic_Horse]

Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,

Soon.

From,
SG

[kooarbiter]

*Insert Dr Who vs Doc Brown Rap Battle*

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Marty has a pretty good point there, Pinkie Pie. Trust me, he speaks from experience.

[WanderingPony]

6664218

I mean, they already did add in the power of love thanks to Huey Lewis.. I dunno what some friendship on top of that would do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NMph943tsw

[Neko Majin C]

Are rou really that shocked that your "friends" didn't want to interrupt your booksortation?

It is "booksortcation".

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My dearest Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle,

I am not sure when you are going to read this as I cannot send it to you through normal means. All I can hope is that you somehow randomly come across it when you realize I have been missing for four days. One thing I can be sure of is that, if you find this, I am going to be in deep trouble. Now, if you can find the time to come look for me, I am right where you left me, trapped inside this book.

Signed your loyal slave and current paper doll,
Neko Majin C.

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~KBO.

[Smitty91]

Loved that Back to the Future reference.

[Kage no Brony]

6664359

Dearest Time Turner,

Why not both?

PP&SG