Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Bonus Chapter: MMMystery on the Friendship Express

Dear Passengers,

I have had it with these motherbucking cakes on this motherbucking train.

Sincerely,
Conductor Blowhard

Comments

[Blitz the Dragon]

Wait, hiatus? Not counting the Brit leak, Season 6 has yet to finish.

[Dark Avenger]

So I guess this idea was novel if one did them for the episodes of Season 1, and maybe Season 2. But to keep doing it for every single new episode that comes out...

Seriously, that's all there is to this fic? "ololol everyone is a jerk hahaha so fani, THE END"?

[milesprower06]

7651905 I never said these were bonus chapters in a hiatus. Just little somethings we wrote up while I continue to procrastinate on catching up on Season 6.

7651906 While traffic has slowed since Season 3 and 4, I still get hundreds of hits a day. Readers still enjoy it. So I still write it.

[theoldenbrony]

These are still funny as hell and are a bright spot in my day!

[milesprower06]

7652018 Mix did this chapter entirely, so point at him, lol.

[Phazon]

7652027

Says the man who controls the Publish button.

[milesprower06]

7652035 He pulled out a meme that is months old.

I published a 17-word joke from an episode from season 3.

I think I'm worse today.

[MixMassBasher]

7652035 Well I came across Harembe only recently. I literally found it ridiculous that a serious issue was reduced to a meme so the haitus bonus chapter is meant to hightlight that ridiculousness. My apologies if you expected the next episode of mlp and got an overused meme instead but personally I felt it was worth the chapter. Like the chapter or not I hope you don't carry this negative feelings across to future chapters as while this story always had its ups and downs.

Its worth sticking around.

[Phazon]

7652364

Eh, you worry too much. With very few exceptions, I tend to be pretty tongue-in-cheek in the comments of a story like this, even if I have a point to make. That includes calling this chapter "part of the problem" even though the whole point of the chapter was to satirize the Harambe meme.

And besides, if I was going to call someone out for falling behind on episodes, I'd start with keaton and his Responses.

[Neko Majin C]

Dear Conductor Blowhard,

How did you get that name and would you like to cum come visit Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle? I am sure if you conduct yourself properly, she could live up to your name. And she can definitely train you how to choo-choo.

Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and bad pun creator,
Neko Majin C.

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~KBO.

[Sols Sojurn]

*grabs Neko by the nap of the neck and drags him off* Come on Neko I'm not chasing you around Ponyville time for your bath. That look don't work on me between Twilight and Fax gut both death glares and cute look no longer effect me besides I can smell you 100 m UPWIND. *grumbles* Can't see how she can stand it.

[Emperor]

I have had it with these monkey-fighting cakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane.