Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

A Trivial Pursuit

Dear Pinkie Pie,

Um, so do you care to explain why the fuck you teamed up with Twilight for Trivia night?

Sincerely,
Rainbow Dash and Applejack

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Dear Rainbow and AJ,

If you take the time to think about it, you'll realize it's all part of the plan. I already slipped Granny a few bits to rig the random drawing, guaranteeing that I'd get paired with her, and then all I have to do is suck the entire time.

We can't lose.

Sincerely,
Pinkie

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Dear Pinkie,

I thought losing was the whole point of this idea.

-Rainbow and AJ

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Dear Rainbow and AJ,

That's what I meant. By performing so badly so Twilight can't win, we can't lose.

...Yeah, when I say it like that, I need a drink.

-Pinkie

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Dear Sunburst,

Just what the hell are you doing here? You aren't taking advantage of this spare time to fuck Starlight?

Sincerely,
Twilight

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To: Twilight

That's exactly what I said!

-Starlight

Author's Note:

And a 21-month hiatus (for actual episode parodies) ends out of the freaking blue.

Thanks for reading after all this time. Let's see if I can maybe finally finish this thing.

Comments

[ghostcyclone02]

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Saddle Arabia is already an area that exists in canon. Am surprised they didn't actually sneak in a secondary horse pun where you did though

[justheretoreadstories]

And a 21-month hiatus (for actual episode parodies) ends out of the freaking blue.

Thanks for reading after all this time. Let's see if I can maybe finally finish this thing.

That's good to hear.

Although it would be nice to still have a real world satire chapter now and then.

[Id dragoon]

Can’t believe this is still going but I’m here for it.

Reading this fic in 2024 felt like opening a time capsule, And I was pretty surprised that this decade old fic isn’t dead in the water. Glad to see it’s alive and kicking 10 or so years later.

[Spartan-Guy 88]

https://m.

It's so great to see this return to our lives.

[tailsopony]

I honestly forgot this was rooted in actual episodes and not just political/current events commentary. lol. It's funny either way. Thanks!