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ThePinkedWonder


Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".

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After giving up her plans to get revenge on Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends for ruining her goal for "Equality", Starlight Glimmer prepared herself to be punished for what she did.

At least, she prepared for a more traditional punishment. However, Twilight has other plans for Starlight Glimmer. It may or may not be a...stunner.

Takes place near the end of the season five finale, of course.

It's worth noting that this story is completely unrelated to my "Nopony Interrupts My FRIENDSHIP SPEECH, Starlight Glimmer!!" story. Unlike that story, this story has the events of the season 5 premiere go as it did in the canon show.

EDIT: Featured on 09/05/19!!

In case you think I'm a Starlight Glimmer hater, I'm not. She's actually one of my favorite characters, but I couldn't resist having some fun with her with this story. So follow GlimGlam fans, this story just for laughs, and I'm not planning on messing with Starlight like this in more stories after this one.

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Well, this might have been kind of mildly amusing if Starlight wasn't my favorite character.

Even so, I still prefer how the actual episode ended.

and nopony was in any pain from her actions

Celestia: "Actually as the Alicorn of the Sun I also have some dominion over the flow of time, and have had a splitting headache for the past few days...it'll clear up, though."

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Starlight's one of my favorite characters too, but that doesn't mean I won't have fun with her.

But I have a future story idea that would be much better to Glimglam, and she's going to be best pony in it. It would be a while until I write it though.

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I look forward to it.

Well that escalated quickly.

:pinkiegasp:

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It was a fun awkward read.

Lol, they chatted about Starlight so casually.

Lol, you got featured noice!

First off, I get that you said Saturday because that's the day the episode premiered and you made the montage seem like a thing that happened one week later.

Second of all, I think I know what it was that happened on Twilight's day that Starlight liked.:pinkiesick:

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You're right! I was starting to wonder if someone will say what it was.

"STONE COLD! STONE COLD STUNNER! BAH GAWD, SOMEONE HELP THAT POOR LITTLE PONY!"

“Wait, anything, Twilight?” Spike asked with a big smile.

“Yeah, anything.” Twilight’s smile became a serious frown. “Except that.”

coughgigglecough

Twilight motioned her forelegs in an “I guess” motion and grunted, “Eh.”

I didn't know Twilight spoke Primitive Male. :rainbowhuh:

This meant Starlight was aware of what happened on the day Twilight Sparkle had her. And Starlight didn’t dislike it.

... What did Twilight do?

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Starlight's one of my favorite characters too, but that doesn't mean I won't have fun with her.

I looked at your avatar while reading this. It scared me, a little. *shiver*


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Pssh, it's Glimmy, not Shimmy.

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I looked at your avatar while reading this. It scared me, a little. *shiver*

Oh, I wouldn't have that kind of fun with Starlight!

Now, if it's that big, fat, lying, lazy, good-for-nothing Sludge that took advantage of Spike, well...

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Thanks for catching that typo.:pinkiehappy:

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Well, I'll just turn a blind eye if something happens to Sludge. Maybe I'll watch a little – ok, maybe not a little.


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Glad to be of service! :twilightsmile:

“You always wanted to see how fast you could make ponies spin in circles by flying around them as fast as possible. Well, here’s your chance.”

“What can I do with her?”
“I don’t know; do whatever you want that won’t harm her.”
“Wait, anything, Twilight?” Spike asked with a big smile.
“Yeah, anything.” Twilight’s smile became a serious frown. “Except that.”
Spike’s smile flipped into a frown. “Aww.”

What did he intended to do?
And what did he do instead?
Do I want to know in the first place?


Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

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What did he intended to do?
And what did he do instead?
Do I want to know in the first place?

1: Make out with her and...more.
2: If I write a sequel, it'll have what he did
3: Probably not, but too late now :rainbowlaugh:

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Somehow I imagine you had the same expression as your avatar while writing the comment... :pinkiecrazy:

nice work:twilightsmile:

Was kinda wishy-washy on the whole thing, until the last line, nice :rainbowlaugh:

So at least half of them are definitely in sociopath territory, judgement withheld on Pinkie because toon isn’t technically a psychological state.

This meant Starlight was aware of what happened on the day Twilight Sparkle had her. And Starlight didn’t dislike it.

It was sex.

“Yeah, anything.” Twilight’s smile became a serious frown. “Except that .”

Twilight Sparkle: Only I can have sex with Starlight Glimmer.

It was so funny, though it's hard to imagine that that would actually ever happen. Twilight's not one to do that. I honestly feel like you hate Twilight more than Starlight. :twilightoops:

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Realistically, I highly doubt Twilight would too, especially when Starlight being remorseful and somewhat submissive (as in she'd take whatever Twilight thought she deserved without complaint) and this story's more or less a crack-fic and have the characters be OOC. Twi might do something as a punishment, but not what she did in this story:rainbowlaugh:

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