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Sunset Shimmer, twice savior of Canterlot High who earned her wings by using the combined magic of the Earth elements of harmony to save the world from Twilight Sparkle (you know... the one with the glasses). She's offered to help Twilight's (you know.. the alicorn Princess of Friendship) new student learn about friendship while the whole crew embarks on a trip to the Crystal Empire. This should be a fairly relaxing and stress free trip. Right? RIGHT?!

It should go without saying, but MAJOR spoilers to the season 6 premier.

Sunset vector by mighty355. Other cover art stuff by Novel Idea!

Chapters (22)
Comments ( 1318 )

Poor Sunset.

Made some mistakes and attacks the world = a lot of torment and a lot of work for reformation.

Starlight makes mistakes and destroys Equestria multiple times = forgiven in almost no time at all with no real consequence.

Look on the bright side, Sunset. You've saved someone else from that kind of torment that hurts so much and you're now an alicorn. *squee*

*hugs*:derpytongue2:

Let's hope Twilight makes amends. Lol.

Nice story. Can't wait for more.

This is certainly a thing. A thing I read.

Okay, I want more.

While I didn't hate the opening exactly and still enjoyed it, I can sure as hell get behind making fun of the cringe worthy moments with the one and only Princess of Sarcasm.

Wow, Twilight really doesn't get it I guess, she really needs a "Twilight Guard" for her Castle I guess.

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Sunset even left out people who have every reason to want her dead, like Chrysalis or any number of the other big-bads that have been locked up or presumably destroyed. :pinkiegasp:

This is the best thing ever. Of all time.

I thought I was the only one who noticed the castle's bigger inside! The main door opens into this giant atrium even though its in a freakin tree trunk.

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"This is the best thing ever. Of all time." Okay, I'm not sure if that was an intentional nod to Agent Washington of Red Vs. Blue, but if it was, I have a feeling you'd enjoy a lot of my other stuff if you haven't given it a look already. :rainbowlaugh:

I have no idea where this story is going, but I like it, couldn't stop smirking through the whole thing

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It was and I have, your versions of the Dazzlings are the best I've read by a WIDE margin.

The Princess Sunset cometh, retreaaat! Retreaaat!

Liked and fave.

Sunset you are the voice of reason. Princess of Reason.

Sunset Shimmer: Princess of Sarcasm? Wait, is that canon?

Please
i need more of this in my life
:fluttercry:

“I’M NOT READY TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE LISTS DON’T SOLVE EVERYTHING!” Twilight cried.

Oh it does.

Step one:

Accept that checklists don't solve everythings.

Step Two:

Begin making things up as you go.
After you put out the fire.

Step Three:

Burn this checklist. It'll calm you.

Comment posted by Philosophysics deleted Mar 29th, 2016

That was... different. I like a lot of your stuff as its usually funny-haha, this was a bit more funny-odd for me (though still funny, like the Trixie part... and honestly I'm still worried about that possibly super-powerful artifact being left unguarded). Still liking it a lot, can't wait to see more Sunset. Just hope its not all traumatic flashbacks for her of how everyone treated her post-rainbow friendship laser.

Hang in there Sunset Shimmer, at least Starlight Glimmer isn't an alicorn... yet. :trixieshiftleft: Looking forward to Sunset mocking the rest of the episode. Though I wonder how she'll react to the flying disaster better known as the royal baby and Princess Celestia.

I think this story proves that Sunset is smarter than Twilight.

Twilight’s great and all, but really it’s my other friends who deserve the credit for what I learned about friendship.

Yeah, Twilight didn't do shit about reforming her, just left her with her friends and left.

7073825 The only reason Hasbro hasn't made Sunset a main character is because they don't want anypony to overshadow their cash cow heroine.:ajbemused:

This seems like a fun series.

You get a Like and Fav.

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Or at least a padlock.

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And that's not even getting into stuff like the adoring public and everything that implies.

:rainbowderp: I see my version of Fluttershy is rubbing off on you. :twilightoops: :rainbowlaugh:

Sunset paused awkwardly for a moment. “… So in any of those worlds Twilight went to, did she ever mention one ruled by an evil me, or good me? Or heck… even a morally ambiguous me? No? Demon? World ruled by a demon? No…? Right, no… that’s fine.”

Aww, that's okay Sunset. You can always rule my world... :moustache:

“Just… just throw your new friend and friendship student under the bus! Beep! Beep! Princess of Friendship coming through! SPLAT!”

I WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT LITERALLY ANIMATED. Seriously. I would pay to see an animation of Twilight running Starlight down with a bus.

This may be the best heckling of an episode in fanfic form ever. :pinkiecrazy:

“Well golly gee, Twilight! Thanks for that stunning bit of exposition! I’m sure glad you summed up that information and spoon fed it to us as if we didn’t already know or couldn’t figure out what was going on from talking to anypony!”

“Er… Well… since everyone is sharing how they feel about you, I just wanted to say I want to strip you naked, cover you with wet cat food, and watch as a bunch of shelter cats eat and lick it all off of you.”

And some dog food nestled between her breasts so Spike can chow down.

Sunset turned towards Twilight. “You just leave the balcony doors open?”

“Why wouldn’t I?!” Twilight asked indignantly. “The weather is almost always nice in Ponyville!”

“… You leave the doors open because the weather is nice?! Aren’t you… I don’t know… concerned for your wellbeing as a princess?”

“Why? What could possibly happen?”

“Uh… Irate earth pony throws a boulder at you? Mad pegasus with a machete? One of the many unicorns you’ve apparently run afoul of decides to get revenge?”

Twilight shook her head. “Something like that just wouldn’t happen!”

As Critic would say:

I don't know why, but just reading the title of this fic made me smile uncontrollably.

Smiling, Shimmer gulped. “

*Glimmer. That's bound to get confusing

I just wanted to say I want to strip you naked, cover you with wet cat food, and watch as a bunch of shelter cats eat and lick it all off of you.”

What the fuck, Fluttershy?!

“TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT! I’M ROOTING THROUGH YOUR GARBAGE CANS AS WE SPEAK, TWILIGHT! WHY AREN’T YOU COMING OUT HERE TO STOP TRIXIE?!”

NOTICE ME, SENPAI!

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Twilight really is horrible, isn't she?

Maybe im missing an obvious joke, but is the misspelling in the title intentional?

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It SURE wasn't. :twilightoops: Thanks for pointing it out, :twilightblush:

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Fixed! Thanks! :twilightsmile: Yeah. I'm kinda lucky I only did that once. :twilightoops:

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You, uh... You okay there buddy?
Links are a ton shorter when you put in some link text, or you can attach pics/gifs with the little mountain picture button.
As such:
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See, now I don't have to be mad. Sunset will just do it for me.

*Pulls up a chair.*

“Er… Well… since everyone is sharing how they feel about you, I just wanted to say I want to strip you naked, cover you with wet cat food, and watch as a bunch of shelter cats eat and lick it all off of you.”

Rarity turned towards Fluttershy. “Fluttershy dear, I know we’re all mad at Sunset Shimmer, but that’s just going a little bit too far.”

Fluttershy’s face turned beet red as she looked over Sunset Shimmer and her friends. “Er… Right...” she said timidly. “Mad…”

This is the only part of the chapter that I consider cannon.

“Store-brand fish flakes?!” Sunset cried angrily as she waved a canister of fish flakes around. “STORE-BRAND FISH FLAKES?! OKAY, SURE! I’LL JUST GET THESE AND WRITE LITTLE SUNNY A NOTE THAT SAYS MOMMY DOESN’T LOVE HIM AND THEN GET HIM A TINY FISH-SIZED, WATERPROOF GUN SO HE CAN SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ANIMALS!”

This paragraph could easily have been written by Aragon.

I don't know if that's a compliment or the vilest of insults to you specifically, but there you go.

Sunset looked down at the pie as her expression sank. “This is literally mud, isn’t it?”
Pinkie clenched her teeth together as her brow tightened. “Eat the pie!” she said in an angry tone

OMG! Sunset is just crazy in this fanfic! She makes the season premiere like 20 percent more funny! Love it! Can't wait to the next chapter!

Wow, this fic has made me realize something. The Friendship Castle has:
A) Hundreds of rooms
B)Is so confusing even Spike and Twilight barely know where the library or throne room are
C)Zero Security.
..... Trixie has already been living in a storage closet for months in the castle while she stalks Twilight, hasn't she?

7072899 If it makes you feel better, the S6 premiere took place at least 6 months after the S5 finale, judging from the birth of Flurry. Since Starlight only just started her friendship lessons, that montage we saw of Starlight helping the rest of the Mane 6 with their jobs and apologizing to Our Town took place over 6 months. So at least it wasn't nearly instantaneous.

7076207 Unless the S5 finale takes place 6 months after Cadance announced her pregnancy...

“Ugh!” Twilight cried. “Look is this about how I didn’t come to help you against that other me? Because I already told you I was busy jumping through different timelines, each one worse than the last, and—”

This is Sunset's internal reaction to this...
Twilight basically insulted two ponies for the price of one.

why do you have sunset acting so massively OOC (she would never be so rude to twilight or willingly make fluttershy cry) and why was no real thought put into her as a alicorn there should be sunset freaking out over this and twilight freaking out and congratulating her

7076401 You do realize that this a comedy, right?

7076472 so making a character not act like them self at all is a joke now?

7076480 I actually think this is what Sunset would be like if you catch her in a bad mood. Need I remind you of her little anger explosion in Friendship Games? And if you actually read the story you'll actually see why she's acting the way she is.

7076549 you mean when she got mad about how scitwi ALMOST KILLED HER FRIENDS DO TO HER OWN STUPIDITY OF NOT ACTING LIKE A PROPER SCIENTIST

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