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There is a point where we need to stop and we have clearly passed it. BUT LET’S KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

Title pretty much says it all.

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Tatsurou #1 · Dec 1st, 2016 · · 3 ·

Okay, this was oddly hilarious. The bit with the bacon and eggplant took me a bit to get, but then I laughed.

But why so much Starlight hate? Not that I like her, just curious.


Heh. It wasn't anything personal. Though, I'm not super impressed with how the show has handled her. It did make for a good running gag. :trollestia:

Ah, alright.

Shouldn't the title be "Most of the Cast is replaced by Inanimate Objects"?

Your description is now my new favorite quote.

Dusk-synonym shinny-synonym pony #3

I giggled.

Also, the bacon landing on the eggplant is possibly the oddest way I've ever heard for a euphemism for those two hooking up.

McFlurry Heart. Heheheheh

There are things mankind was not meant to know. Questions that shouldn't be answered. Like, where did the bacon come from?

But yeeeah, this story should probably be boxed up and shipped to an unmarked warehouse before it melts some poor reader's face off.

The eggplant and bacon did it. I'm done, I need more scotch. Have an upvote.

This demands an up vote!

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat :pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:

Also Eva-01 as Spike. Just...on EVERY LEVEL, man.

Shouldn't the title be "Most of the Cast is Replaced by Inanimate Objects"?

You get an upvote since laughing so hard at this broke me out of my funk from a bad day at work...well done

7761632 Personally, I don't hate Communist Twilight, but there's just something about her design that makes her not stand out. Her name, which I always forget, is just another variation on Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer. Her model looks a lot like Suri Polomare, and Spoiled Rich, as if the animators are subconsciously reusing the same design for low level antagonists.

I think that's actually what makes her a clever character. She's really easy to underestimate. I think she ended up being one of the most dangerous villains on the show, but I'm not quite sure about that. I quit watching in the middle of season five.

So it looks like the doormat was way too shy to stand in for Fluttershy, and the duster easily won that honour...

This was the best kind of stupid :rainbowlaugh:

“Oh my g-o-s-h! Making more babies is not the answer!”

Making more babies is always the answer! :rainbowwild:

Don't worry Pinkie, the hiatus will end someday. Though I doubt Sunset will ever show up on the show, at the rate they're going. Not with how, what's her name, celestial-name bright-thing pony #3, is almost the new main character. Or would that be #4 counting Trixie Lulamoon, hm.

Another hilarious fic. Reminds me of one where Twilight locked herself up with various objects in her own world. I was half-expecting a small tree to represent Fluttershy, but the feather duster is better. Ooh, and wonder what Sunset saw the bacon and eggplant doing (never thought I would type that sentence).

I didn't think the Hylian shield would make a cameo in any story on this site...huh.


1. Teacher, is Pinkie insane?

2. And this is important.... What flavor of McFlurry. They'll totally crunch up an apple pie and flurry that if you ask.

Wait..... shipping Flurry and Applejack would be bad. I feel dirty.

I don't even... :rainbowlaugh:

Just . . . :rainbowlaugh:

How did you even come up with all these great stories?

Hahahaha... ooooh this was funny, this was very funny.
Nicely done.

Raw bacon is best pony.

Bacon x eggplant otp

What do you mean insanity? If I was insane would I be grinning this wide? Wait, what eye twitch? :pinkiecrazy:


Not even once.

But it would be oh so sweet.

Was that shipping?

Some small typos:

You’re whole… diving at foodstuff


You know what I haven’t had in awhile?!

a while ('cause awhile=for a while)

This story...can I have what you're having please? :rainbowderp:

Instant fave...

This....I don't even have words for what this is.

But, I like whatever this is.

:duck: Spikey clean now
:rainbowlaugh: that's one less stay puff!
:twilightoops: did he just?
:applejackconfused: yepp, he's going fer the bacon too!
:raritystarry: No Spikey NO!
:moustache: Beggin bacon beggin! It's the dog in me...? honest... Nom nom nom

7761632 I don't dislike her, but I think she adds little to the show.

The reason for that is simple: She's Twilight Sparkle. Snarky, crazy magic-powered, prone to looking to magic to solve her problems. and the one thing that could have helped her stand out, the redemption angle, instead turns her into someone super eager to please and/or not disappoint her teacher. And so I don't see the point to her existing, when Twilight could be used instead. That or a student with a more unique personality, and maybe a bit of spine to create more interesting interactions, like if they'd gone with Trixie or Diamond Tiara... Maybe if the season 5 finale hadn't had her able to go hoof to hoof with Twilight in the magic department, it would be different, but they did that, and so she adds nothing Twilight doesn't already provide, while her magic power level detracts from Twilight's specialness (especially given Twilight's training vs Starlight's lack of it).

But that said, I like Twilight episodes, and Twilight Mk2 ones are essentially pre-alicorn Twilight episodes, so I do like them. But I still want her gone :pinkiecrazy:

I thought that

“Pinkie? Why’d you throw a huge, hulking shield out your window? It hit Spoiled Rich! I mean… Ponies were laughing, but you can’t just throw shields out of windows! A pony someone actually cares about might get—”

was going to be the best line in the story.... right up until I read

Later, Pinkie was brought to court for hitting Spoiled Rich with a shield, but the case was thrown out on the grounds that everypony thought it was funny and Spoiled Rich is a huge bitch.


demoman: what the f**k just happened?!.

me: I have no idea.

“We need—” Pinkie thrusts her hoof into the ‘castle’ “—Sunset Shimmer!” Pinkie says as she pulls out an uncooked strip of bacon.

This was the line that broke me. :rainbowlaugh:

Just the damn Smosh Games reference that is the description.

which one is the feather duster, this could determine if I read. I assume Twilight is the eggplant.


She created a bunch of alternate timelines full of war and death and economic slavery, and even one where the world was (quite apparently) dead. Her killcount is beyond billions, and people in the new timelines, which should still exist, are still suffering because Harmony doesn't exist there to save them - all due to her EXTREMELY petty revenge based on a single friend being happy he got his cutie mark and not paying attention to her for a little bit. Meanwhile she's in Equestria-Prime being the New Twilight and living it up in a shiny castle with friendship lessons and alicorn-level magic, mind controlling the Mane 5 and thwarting arch-villains with her Suicide Squad.

... Yeah, I'm not a fan.


Apple = Applejack
Marshmallow = Rarity
Feather Duster = Fluttershy
Skittles = Rainbow Dash
Eggplant = Twilight Sparkle

There are more to discover in the story. Read it!

There is a point where we need to stop and we have clearly passed it. BUT LET’S KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

Strike while the iron is hot! i have no idea why this is popular, but I'm jumping on the bandwagon and milking this for all it's worth!
Normally, I feel I have a decent grasp on fimfic trends, Chess Game of the Gods and Displaced are okay, repetitive, but okay, but this Inanimate Objects thing just has me flummoxed, and I'm a well-seasoned potato!

7762714 And when it just says "The description says all," you know you've got a good one on your hands.

And that is how Hasbro do the episodes

Why? Just...

Just why?


And yet, that is exactly what you've done.
Check your comment on mobile.
You'll have a bad time.

So, Spike is a Gundam and Shining Armor is the classic Hylian Shield.


The fact that Cadence is a plush heart just makes it even better. YAH! HYOH!! HYAH!!!

I was enjoying myself up until all the unnecessary Starlight bashing. It's not the characters fault Hasbro has used her poorly. Kicking her around in these meta-stories just comes off as mean spirited.


I didn't mean anything by it. Just a bit of friendly ribbing is all. I know you weren't trying to do anything wrong. Just don't go that overboard with the empty space. A good joke is just a stone's throw away from a troll after all. Have a great day!

Well that's certainly a thing I read ...:twilightoops:

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