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Jinzou


I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.

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They've finally done it. They beat Cozy Glow, Tirek, and Chrysalis. Twilight became the new ruler of Equestria.

Now there's no better way to wind down than getting drunk and playing party games until they pass out.

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"Pinkie I swear to all things holy, if you suggest an orgy I'm banishing you to the moon." Twilight grumped.

I'm lovin this already :rainbowlaugh:

10207216
That was honestly my favorite line to write in the whole story.

As funny as this looks from the title, I'll have to put off reading this for later. Sorry.

10207231
Hey man, don't sweat it. You take your time. It'll still be here when you're ready.

I din't know I needed this till I had it.

"Pinkie I swear to all things holy, if you suggest an orgy I'm banishing you to the moon." Twilight grumped.

Best. Line. Ever:rainbowlaugh:!!!

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It was my divine pleasure.

10207260
That one line there is probably my magnum opus.

This is the perfect way to start my mornin’

Ha! Yeah, you got me with some of those.

FYI, I'll say it before the mods do: you need to give this an M rating because of the F-word being in the title. I saw them say that one time when it was in a captioned cover art. By one of the staff, no less.

Also:

"But if it makes you fell better I'll make some cupcakes with you when we get back to Ponyville."

You just HAD to reference that. And right after she got shipped, too... :fluttershysad:

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Yeah, I just had a staff member change it for me. I was unsure of how that worked, but that's all cleared up now.

I absolutely did have to reference that. It was hilarious. But this Pinkie meant it in the innocent way.

As far as we know.

:pinkiecrazy:

You know, I can understand everyone’s choices, except the ones for Rarity. I get Sassy and Capper, but why include Garble? Wouldn’t Spike, Coco Pommel, Fancy Pants, or even Hoity Toity be a better third option?

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You know, I'm gonna be 100% honest, I was kinda braindead writing this, and I had enormous amounts of difficulty in thinking of characters for Rarity. But I'll go edit it now. Thanks.

Love the cupcakes reference 😂

If it helps, the PG version of the phrase, at least in the UK, is 'Snog, Marry, Avoid.'

You could always change the title to that, but mention in the description that it's actually the more adult version? Kind of like how The Offspring had a song called Stuff is Messed Up but the lyric was Shit is Fucked Up?

It wouldn't be as good a title, but it would avoid having to raise the rating, if that's something you preferred to avoid.

Meh, this is more of a guys game. If I were in the game with them, I'd just say "KILL EM ALL!!!!!!" :rainbowlaugh:

10207482
I dunno, this still got a ton of attention even as mature. And It would be far less funny if I did that. I'll chill with things how they are.


10207588
But then we would miss so many good lines :raritywink:


10207422
:pinkiecrazy:

10208091
Hey, guy's gotta eat, right? Veggies don't last!

10208111
I dunno, I find the wheelchair usually makes it last a good amount of time.

10208091 Totally fair, yep. I know some people filter out mature stories, so the non-mature feature box is much easier to get into. I agree, it looks much better this way; I'd stick with it if you're happy with it.

I enjoyed the story, by the way, thought it was funny :twilightsmile:

10208144
Yeah, I'm happy with it. Besides, blocking out mature myself got another story of mine on featured, and quite honestly, my life peaked at that moment.

Thank you for the kind words :scootangel:

10209151
A really funny story

Little did they know that the "drinks" were actualy "manifestation potions" thus making anything theysaid that night become reality :trollestia::rainbowlaugh:

I'd like to imagine Fluttershy's F@#$ answer came out in that gasp/whisper tone she uses sometimes.

Jinzou #29 · May 2nd · · ·

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Oho, that'd be a dirty trick.

10212239
Just a funny Idea I thought of. Something about the idea of them revieling their innermost secrets and then having it become real makes it funny to me. :trollestia::trollestia::rainbowlaugh:

Of course the main 6 seem to be well-adjusted here, so hopefully they would take the situation is stride :twilightsheepish:

Jinzou #31 · May 3rd · · ·

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Well not Dash, she would be very dead. But maybe the rest.

Horses are horrible people

10227967
Especially after a couple of drinks.

"That's probably because you're sitting next to Applejack, silly!" Pinkie bounced. "But if it makes you feel better I'll make some cupcakes with you when we get back to Ponyville."

I knew this was coming

"Why didn't they ask Cadance to do this?" Rainbow Dash butted in. "I mean, she's far more used to this sort of role, and I mean, your princess duties up till this point were completely different."

"Dash? How many times has the Crystal Empire been conquered...?"
"Oh... uh..."
"This week."
"Point taken."

10246311
I somehow missed this comment until now. But yeah, that's a hilarious point.

Well okay then.

Thank you for adding Fluttercord! ^^

10283102
My pleasure. :twilightsmile:

A nice quick read for a very much enjoyable story! Thank you for sending this my way, I'll be sure to check your other stories!

10284982
Well thanks! I don't remember sending this your way but I'm happy you enjoyed it, and I'm sure to check out your stuff too!

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And ApleDish.

"Pinkie I swear to all things holy, if you suggest an orgy I'm banishing you to the moon." Twilight grumped.
That's one lame Twiggles alright :derpytongue2:

10314810
I mean this fic was originally rated M

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