Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Bonus Chapter: Royal Tax Evaders?

THE FOAL FREE PRESS
PROJECT TEAPOT UNVEILED

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Princess Twilight Sparkle of Ponyville found herself the victim of an audit by the HEIRS, or Homeland Equestrian Internal Revenue Service, this past week, apparently the end goal of an underground 'Project Teapot' by the central valley townsponies.

The 'teapot' in Project Teapot is a code name for 'TPOT', itself an acronym of 'that princess over there'. When word got out that the Princess of Friendship was selling photos and film rolls of a sexually-based nature, several Ponyville citizens took it upon themselves to report her to the HEIRS tax authority up in Canterlot, urging them to investigate and see if Twilight Sparkle had been reporting that income.

HEIRS did return a request for a comment.

"While their intentions may have been good, in the end, it's a moot point. While she has not reported any earnings from her side business, we found out that it's because there is really no earnings to report; her pictures and films have made almost no money. The reports we found suggest that she has just one monthly customer, a 'Neko C'."

After wrapping up the investigation in Ponyville, the HEIRS decided to do a quick glance at the rest of the royals.

"Princess Luna's side business, on the other hoof, is making a killing. But seeing as her media takes the form of erotic dreams, they are deemed nontaxable. All in all, a pretty good waste of the last 72 hours."

Author's Note:

Thought this one up during the clusterfuck that was my job tonight.

Comments

[MixMassBasher]

Do I even want to know what news is this parodying?

[BronyWriter]

9325771
Sounds like in name it's a play on the Teapot-Dome scandal.

[milesprower06]

9325776
Why do I always accidentally reference the wrong thing?

No. You are way off.

[Alaborn]

I got the reference.

[CassandraMyOCisBestpony]

9325771
Fillies on ClopChat's new ClopChat Premium service are making money off of risque videos. A group of ponies have organized the TPOT initiative to report said fillies to the HEIRS and get them in trouble for not paying their taxes on those earnings. It's ironic, because the TPOT participants are ponies who would normally say "taxation is theft." If Cassandra didn't have level 99 skills in assuming the best in ponies, she might surmise that ponies are actually helping TPOT because they're bitter that they can't get laid. Personally, I'm guessing that Twilight herself is secretly the leader.

[Neko Majin C]

My dearest Mistress Headmistress Princess Twilight Sparkle,

It just dawned on me that these beautiful and erotic pictures of yourself you force me to purchase each month cost me exactly as much as you pay me each month. Do you realize what that means? It means that every month I get TWO rewards for being your slave! Money and erotic pictures of you! Each picture is brand new, though, there are a lot of similarities between many of them. My favorite images are the ones where you are raping tentacles while wearing striped thigh high socks. Thank you, Mistress Headmistress Princess Twilight Sparkle, no pony is more kind or more generous than you!

Signed your loyal slave and completely satisfied customer,
Neko Majin C.

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~KBO.

[BronyWriter]

9325871
Oh, um... Okay. I think it was a good guess.

[B4ssxCello]

Doing my research into the matter of THOT (Those H*es Over There) if they want to be treated as equals why do they want to be exempt from taxes? What makes them so special they can be above their civic duty? IMHO they need to get over it and be productive(used LOOSELY) members of society. It’s sad what is happening to the current generation: let’s return to the late 40’s and 50’s men be the breadwinners and women make the home! Both jobs are equally important for our society to work as it should!

[Orphan]

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Or the other way around. Men can be good at house cleaning and home cooking, and women are good earning money. I hate gender specific stereotypes. Like dresses. Who cares who is wearing a dress or not. As long as it’s not a fat person wearing fishnet stockings and a belly/tube shirt, I don’t care.