Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Bonus Chapter: Wrong Address

Dear Canterlot High Chronicle,

Look, I don't know who you're trying to get a hold of, but trust me, you have the wrong number.

Please stop sending student journalists to stand outside.

We don't need any magical assistance, and last we checked, our digestive systems are fine; we don't need any help with "pootin'".

Please stop filling up our voicemail.

Sincerely,
Counterweight
President
U-CRANE Construction Equipment Rental

Author's Note:

This story is still, all these years later, the way I can reach the most people, so allow me to say:

Fuck you, you worthless piece of shit Cold War relic. I hope your own people take you down and imprison you in a gay strip club.

Comments

[Onyx Quill]

This story is still, all these years later, the way I can reach the most people, so allow me to say:

Fuck you, you worthless piece of shit Cold War relic. I hope your own people take you down and imprison you in a gay strip club.

This.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Fuck you, you worthless piece of shit Cold War relic. I hope your own people take you down and imprison you in a gay strip club.

That's what Russia gets for electing a former KGB as president.

[WanderingPony]

They just took Chernobyl. All I could think of was "Get out of here, stalker!" seeing it but it's grim humor at best. All we got, this is as close to a hot version of the Cold War as we've seen in history.

[Chaotic Ink]

Should have just nuked their commie asses in '46 with the excuse "oops! wrong button!" Would have solved so many problems before they even started.

[justheretoreadstories]

I wonder how much of a cluster fuck this conflict will be.

[Orphan]

Who is the construction people?

[Streakofscarlet]

Certainly a... creative idea for imprisonment

[justheretoreadstories]

It's been a year and Russia still can't take over.