Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

She's All Yak

To Headmistress Twilight Sparkle,

I heard from Rarity through the grapevine about the incident at the Amity Ball, especially about the winners of said event. They seem like an interesting pair. It reminds me so much of how Fancy and I got together.

Your Fair Lady,
Fleur de Lis

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Dear Diary,

I hope Yona doesn't get any funny ideas that we are a couple now. The last thing I need is my dick getting wrecked by her large rump.

Concerned,
Sandbar

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Dear Sandbar,

No worries. I'm sure Rarity's advice can work with interspecies sexcapades too!

It'll fit right in!

Love,
Yona

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Dear Yona and Sandbar,

Say, do you two think you'd ever be interested in a threesome maybe?

Sincerely and hopefully,
Gallus

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Dear Pony Friend of Yona,

Pony Friend better not break engagement with our yak child, Yona. Yak parents will not be happy if Yona heart break. If Yona heart smashed, then you get smashed. And then we declare war on Equestria.

Signed Smashed,
Yona's Parents

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Dear Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Rainbow and Rarity,

So you teach a student how to not be herself to get along with others. Goes to show the level of intelligence my friendship teachers have.

Signed,
Headmistress Twilight Sparkle

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To Headmistress Twilight Sparkle,

Says the idiot who hired us.

Your employees,
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Rainbow and Rarity

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Dear Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Rainbow and Rarity,

Next time leave the shipping to me. You nearly ruined my shipping chart!

Yonabar FTW.

Love,
Princess Cadance

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To DJ Pon-3,

Do you still have that Sweeping Remix Song?

Because the Amity Ball got damaged by Yona's rampage and we’ve got a lot of cleaning up to do.

Your fellow DJ,
DJ Scales and Tail

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To DJ Scales and Tail,

I got ya, fam!

You're Welcome,
DJ Pon-3

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Dear DJ Scales and Tail,

Great work being the DJ for the dance but your DJ name needs a little work, however.

How about DJ Useles-5?

Signed,
Headmistress Twilight Sparkle

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Dear Headmistress Twilight,

Hey, just because your students are getting some and you're not, don't take your bad luck out on me, bitch.

-DJ Scales and Tail

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Dear Readers,

How fitting that the most boring and bland character of the Student Six would teach you all the lesson that it's okay being weird and unique.

Ha. Suck it.

-Sandbar

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Tale as old as time

Strange as it can be

Barely even friends

Then Yona starts to dance

Destroying everything

Author's Note:

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

I heard from Rarity through the grapevine about the incident at the Amity Ball, especially about the winners of said event. They seem like an interesting pair. It reminds me so much of how Fancy and I got together.

Huh. I got the reference, but that's still a very intriguing prompt.

[Alaborn]

You missed this comic:
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[Ponyninja88]

Dear Headmistress Twilight,

Hey, just because your students are getting some and you're not, don't take your bad luck out on me, bitch.

-Vinyl

But Twilight was making fun of DJ Scales and Tails DJ Useless-5 not DJ Pon-3/Vinyl

[milesprower06]

10255879
Thanks for the spot.

This is what happens when I proofread and edit in the middle of the night.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

10255526 That's not until years later. And give Sandbar credit, he survived.

[Raul]

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Shit you right. Blue is luck. How’d i mess that one up?

[Neko Majin C]

My dearest Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle,

I apologize that my dish for the Amity Ball potluck did not go over as well as I would have hoped. Since you love them so much, I honestly thought my sweet and sour meatballs would have been a bigger hit. I thought Smolder, for sure, would enjoy them, but she turned them down for some reason... Gallus seemed to like them, though. However, unfortunately, even after giving Gallus a huge tub of them to take back to his dorm, we still have almost thirty pounds of meatballs left. I guess that is what happens when you make a meat dish for a potluck at a school that is mostly vegan. Do not worry, I will make sure they will not go to waste. Wait, has the freezer been invented yet?

Signed your loyal slave and amateur chef,
Neko Majin C.

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~KBO.

[Neko Majin C]

10257163
Chio's School Road. The link is to the show's Crunchyroll page. All twelve episodes are free to watch on Crunchyroll.

[Shining Dawn]

9069177
Fascinating. Thanks for the clarification. And evidently, There's nothing wrong with responding late to a comment of mine.

[Vigriff]

Dear Pony Friend of Yona,

Pony Friend better not break engagement with our yak child, Yona. Yak parents will not be happy if Yona heart break. If Yona heart smashed, then you get smashed. And then we declare war on Equestria.

Signed Smashed,
Yona's Parents

And some people wonder why the Yaks are my least favorite MLP race.