Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Bonus Chapter: Retirement Plans

Dear Princess Celestia,

I've been meaning to ask, because I'm curious, what are your retirement plans? What about Luna?

Sincerely,
Princess Twilight

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Dear Twilight,

I plan on taking it easy over in Silver Shoals.

I cannot, however, say the same for Luna.

Since she spent one thousand years in the moon, she is not retiring, and insists she is going to go on a crusade against what she calls "the woke mob."

Sincerely,
Princess Celestia

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Dear Twilight,

'Tis correct! Sleep is a most important part of life! This wokeness mustn't stand!

-Luna

Author's Note:

Don't ask me why, I don't know.

I just thought this up twenty minutes ago and wrote it on my phone.

Comments

[Charlie_K]

That's the spirit, Moonbutt! Go out and kick some ass!

[Jphyper]

Whenever a new chapter uploads, flip a coin. Heads, it's political commentary; tails, it's dad jokes. Looks like we got tails this time.

[milesprower06]

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Can't do much else with it at the moment, haven't heard from my co-author in over two months. May have to continue on without him, and if I do that, quality may take a dip.

[milesprower06]

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And I would also argue that not only is this dad jokes / puns mixed with political commentary, but I also do significant IRL events, such as the Depp/Heard verdict which was ponified in the last chapter.

[Phazon]

So the site decided to put an ad for Smithfield pork tenderloin directly after "Dear Twilight," in Celestia's response, and I thought those were her retirement plans.

[milesprower06]

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Wait, the site puts ads in the story block?

Laaame.

I had no idea, I run AdBlocker all the time.

[justheretoreadstories]

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I run AdBlocker all the time.

Same here.

[Jphyper]

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I'm not complaining; I love dad jokes. I'm just stating facts.