Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Going To Seed

Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.

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Dear Apple Bloom,

If the Great Seedling is anything like a Snipe, you have to clap your hooves three times and use chocolate as bait.

Senior Wilderness Explorer,
Russell

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Dear Big Mac,

Sorry. If I had known about your upcoming great harvest, I'd have scheduled our nightly rendez-vous sessions another day so you wouldn't end up sleepwalking.

I hope you still enjoyed our time together though.

Your marefriend,
Sugar Belle

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Dear Diary,

Best. Prank. Ever!

Signed,
Rainbow Dash

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Dear Big Mac,

Say, after you get some rest, do you want to come over and give me a great seeding?

Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle

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Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,

Try it, bitch.

Threateningly Sincerely,
Sugar Belle

Author's Note:

Comments

[Level Dasher]

Oh God those comics.

[Smashbrosarrmagedon]

Dear Apple family and everycreature in Equestria

If you're trying to capture The Great Seedling again, I personality dry out all the acorns of apples and noting will growth again, AND NUKE THE HECK OUT OF EQUESTRIA WITH A GENESIS BOMB!

The goodness of nature

Viridi

[Smashbrosarrmagedon]

False alarm everyone

I deal with her personality, she is not in the mood

Server of no one but himself and a handsome devil

Dark Pit

[Neko Majin C]

Dear Sugar Belle,

Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle accepts your generous offer to become a cuckquean. Your contribution will not go unrewarded. Enclosed with this letter you will find the following items: Two bits as restitution for your donation. Seventeen photographs of Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle having fun using your donation. One used broken condom that burst while applied to the massive shaft of your donation while said shaft was inside Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle's goddess-like vagina. Though your donation was to be returned to you after Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle was done using it, your donation, now a thoroughly mind-broken semen distribution system, expressed its desire to remain a part of Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle's male harem. Therefore, in lieu of its return, Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle has generously also enclosed a vibrating dildo in the shape of your donation's penis.

Signed Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and photographer,
Neko Majin C.

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~KBO.

[denneylaw]

Hmm, still no sign of my steed. Maybe I should go back home to my castle in Galar. I hear that region could do with a good harvest.

-Calyrex