Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Power Ponies

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Power Ponies

Dear Diary,

This is precisely why Fax Machine isn't allowed to read.

Sincerely
Princess Twilight Sparkle

Dear Diary,

My friends getting hurt, and captured isn't enough to make me angry.

A firefly getting flicked?

It is ON bitch!!!

Sincerely,
Fluttershy

Dear Mane-iac,

I don't know how you converted it into a ray of doom, but I would like my industrial strength hair dryer back. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Princess Vespa

Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,

Thank you for your inquiry for commissions, but I'm afraid we cannot fulfill your requests for enchanted comic erotica at this time. We are currently being investigated for the disappearances for four fillies who bought the newest issue of The Revengers.

Sincerely,
Enchanted Comics

Dear Twilight,

If that's how Fluttershy reacts to a firefly getting swatted, I truly hope she doesn't find out anything about Firefly getting cancelled. If you could help keep her clueless, that'd be great. Thanks.

Sincerely,
Nathan Fillyon

Comments

[ConEditor]

Lol. Just watched episode - go away dashie! - it was funny.

[Bookmark88]

Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,

Thank you for your inquiry for commissions, but I'm afraid we cannot fulfill your requests for enchanted comic erotica at this time. We are currently being investigated for the disappearances for four fillies who bought the newest issue of The Revengers.

Sincerely,

Enchanted Comics

I don't get that one.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Dear Diary,

My friends getting hurt, and captured isn't enough to make me angry.

A firefly getting flicked?

It is ON bitch!!!

Sincerely,

Fluttershy

Like this!

[Blitz the Dragon]

3661416 The running gag in this series is that Twilight is a horndog yet can't get laid. She wanted to use a magic comic to live out an orgy.

[truthaura]

SPACEBALLS REFERENCE THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU GLORIOUS SON OF A BITCH

[Swashbucklist]

Dear Enchanted Comics,

Is it possible to commission a comic book that sucks everyone in, but only lets the buyer back out?

Sincerely,
Spike

[euphgeek]

Dear Mane-iac,

I don't know how you converted it into a ray of doom, but I would like my industrial strength hair dryer back. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Princess Vespa

Spaceballs reference FTW!

[milesprower06]

3661438

3661442

[Larger Seagull]

Not only was this the first episode of Season 4 I had to watch on YouTube (I either over-slept or started reading Fanfiction to pass the time only to realize I missed the broadcast), but this was also the only episode which I can say really makes me love the character more.

If there is one thing I can say about Season 4 so far, it's that the characterization is practically always spot on!

Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,
Thank you for your inquiry for commissions, but I'm afraid we cannot fulfill your requests for enchanted comic erotica at this time.

(Pretend the first emoticon is Rainbow Dash trying to hold back laughter)

[punzil504]

3661438

Not too surprising considering the Death Star got a cameo in the episode.

[Bookmark88]

3661422 I was referring to the 4 fillies going missing part.
3661423 yes. I know that.

[Moon_Dew]

This is Mel Brooks' favorite chapter.

[The Grey Pegasus]

Yup. Definitely learned that Fluttershy is not always angry inside.

This entire thing was great, but

If that's how Fluttershy reacts to a firefly getting swatted, I truly hope she doesn't find out anything about Firefly getting cancelled. If you could help keep her clueless, that'd be great. Thanks.
Sincerely,

Nathan Fillyon

Was a kicker.

[milesprower06]

3661765 Finally. I was wondering when this was going to be commented on.

[The Grey Pegasus]

3661803
What, Firefly? Well yeah, it's Firefly.

And Nathan Fillion... oh geez, you can't make a better pun from that.

[Blitz the Dragon]

3661658 Oh okay. Yeah, that went over my head, too.

[Valikdu]

3661812
...Neightan?

[The Grey Pegasus]

3661902
Okay, so you proved me wrong.

Miles must now edit it to Neightan Fillyon.

[Spartan-Guy 88]

Dear Power Ponies,

Stop copying us.

Sincerely,
The Avengers and The Justice League

[keaton-furman-prower]

Dear Twilight Sparkle:

I must admit, I never imagined Enchanted Comics would be so incredibly fun. When I invented it, I was just looking for a way to relive some epic battles, but to think that Spike would trap you? Now that I know I can use them to trap ponies I dislike, a wast number of opportunities open up!

Your faithful comic trapper, Princess Celestia.

P.S.: Tell Fluttershy Firefly got canceled

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Dear Rarity:

We want our rings back.

Sincerely, Atrocitus, Larfleeze, Sinestro, Hal Jordan, Saint Walker, Indigo-1, and Carol Ferris.

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Dear Rainbow Dash:

Stop screwing with us. We'd like to keep our jobs.

Sincerely, every weather reporter ever.

[BronyWriter]

3661416 CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS (plus Babs) AVENGERS YAY!!

[Rakaziel]

These are some of your best!

[Princess Cadence]

3661495
What? How did I miss that?

[punzil504]

3662157

It's at about 17:39 when Mane-iac is explaining her evil plot to everypony.

[Princess Cadence]

3662202
Now I see it, when she put the orb into the receptor for it. I didn't see those blue lines and such the first time I was watching.

[Chuck Baleigh]

Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,
Thank you for your inquiry for commissions, but I'm afraid we cannot fulfill your requests for enchanted comic erotica at this time. We are currently being investigated for the disappearances for four fillies who bought the newest issue of The Revengers.
Sincerely,
Enchanted Comics

That is Grade-A Fridge Horror when you think about it.
What if the ponies who check out the books are never able to get out?

[ServerBrony]

Oh no, it's the SPACE BALLS!!!

[ElkinFencer10]

My respect for you has doubled simply for the Spaceballs reference. I didn't even think about her hairdryer, and I've seen that move dozens of times.

[Reisentanith]

3663591 Well shit, there goes the planet.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

3661978 You forgot the X-Men. Masked Matterhorn and Zap copied Cyclops and Storm. Saddle Ranger also copied, to an extent, the Beast.

[ServerBrony]

3664137 Now what is the combination?

[milesprower06]

3665159
1 2 3 4 5

[ServerBrony]

3665183 That's amazing. I have that exact same combination on my luggage!

[reyin poetic]

Nathan Fillyon

You are my person of the day, just for that.

[Red Bomber]

Dear Diary,

My friends getting hurt, and captured isn't enough to make me angry.

A firefly getting flicked?

It is ON bitch!!!

Sincerely,

Fluttershy

Because it happens all the time.

Although I do think the enchanted books will probably just kick the kids out of them if they fail to save their worlds or die, like in a Mario Game.

[MoldyShishkabob]

It's Mega Discord! He's gone from suck to blow!

[silvadel]

3666491

Yes but wouldn't twilight be first in line in that case?

[Marshal Twilight]

3661658
3661868

Because if Spike and the Mane Six got sucked into the enchanted comics, so would a lot of fillies who read them.

[MoldyShishkabob]

3666724 Twilight would still not get any.

Plus, Spaceballs references are required. Especially one with maids, hyuk yuk yuk.

[thehalfelf]

One of these days, one of these chapters is going to be the death of me.

Dear Twilight,
If that's how Fluttershy reacts to a firefly getting swatted, I truly hope she doesn't find out anything about Firefly getting cancelled. If you could help keep her clueless, that'd be great. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Nathan Fillyon

I laughed way harder at that than I should have.

[CassandraMyOCisBestpony]

That last letter turned a pedestrian chapter into an awesome chapter.

[BBJBS]

She wouldn't do anything if she found out about Firefly. I mean, she wouldn't hurt a fox. Probably try to teach it how to read, or that there are numbers higher than three, but she wouldn't hurt it.

[Skeeter The Lurker]

Oh my god.

You threw a Firefly reference into this.

FUCK. YES.

~Skeeter The Lurker

[DrakoGlyph]

OMG a Spaceballs reference...

[GordonFreebrony]

MRPH MRPPH TFP radar, sir!

[gcwg57]

3664291 Cyclops doesn't use freeze rays and Rainbow Dash could also have been Thor who uses lightning, flight, and can create tornadoes by spinning his hammer. Based on Rainbow's personality I'd say Thor.

[gcwg57]

3662074

We want our rings back.

Sincerely, Atrocitus, Larfleeze, Sinestro, Hal Jordan, Saint Walker, Indigo-1, and Carol Ferris.

As a member of the Gray Lantern Corps. I agree with this statement. I would ask for our rings myself but I really don't give a buck.

Sincerely, ~gcwg57, because we don't care enough to have real names.

[Maelstrom]

3664291
Saddle Ranger is more like Wonderwoman with her lasso of truth (DC comics)

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other heros:
FillySecond: the Flash (DC) or Quicksilver(if you prefer Marvel), though more likely the Flash based on costume design

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3661420
when that was mentioned I lost it.
"THEY MADE IT CANON! WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE FLUTTERHULK CANON???!?"

[milesprower06]

3674391
"Who is he?"
"He's an asshole, sir."
"I know that. What's his name?"
"That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole."
"And his cousin?"
"He's an asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole."
"How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?"
"YO!"
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes......keep firing assholes!"

[SuperPinkBrony12]

3674864 That's Mistress Marevolus that had the lasso.