Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

The Mane Attraction

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

The Mane Attraction

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Dear Applejack,

What's that? You're overly concerned about somepony you knew since you were a filly, who used to be all nice, but now she's a rude, demanding asshole?

I'd love to help, really I would, but don't ya think yer bein' a tiny bit possessive of her?

Sincerely,
Karma, you bitch.
AKA Princess Twilight Sparkle of Ponyville

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Dear Svengallop,

Prince Blueblood, and I would like to invite you to the Equestrian Assholes Club.

We meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays for tea and politics.

Cordially,
Spoiled Rich

Author's Note:

And there we go. All caught up, finally, after trailing for most of the season.

Bring it on, Starlight!!!

Comments

[Alex Prior]

That picture at the end.

Classic. ::::j

[ShadowLDrago]

Dear Svengallop,
Prince Blueblood, and I would like to invite you to the Equestrian Assholes Club.
We meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays for tea and politics.
Cordially,
Spoiled Rich

No! Anything but politics! Also, I can imagine that the sheer assholishness of all of them in the concentrated area would negate itself and they'd actually be pretty civil.

[bloodwolf432]

After seeing that picture with Twilight and Starlight, I kind of want to see someone do a fic of this.

[Shadowmane PX-41]

6664611 I'm guessing that Jet Set and Upper Crust are there also?

But anyway, can't wait for the Disgruntled S5 Finale and Disgruntled Friendship Games letters!

[milesprower06]

6664669 Friendship Games is already up, scroll up a bit.

[ShadowLDrago]

6664693

Quick question, which is the chapter where Celestia does a genocide version of the Major from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged's War Speech?

[milesprower06]

6664716 Um... What?

[Royal Brisk]

6664610
It could have been better. Some of those test use a = to show a positive result.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Ha! I'd never made the connection to "A Canterlot Wedding" until now. Well played.

[ShadowLDrago]

6664718

Never mind.

[Jman14102]

Dear Twilight,

I'll be seeing you very, very soon.
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S. G.

[MixMassBasher]

THE FOAL FREE PRESS
COUNTESS COLORATURA OR LADY RARA?

In recent news, in the backwater town of Ponyville; home to the disgruntled and sex-crazed Princess Twilight, there have been reports of that the world famous number one pop diva Countess Coloratura is a fraud, hiding behind an alternate persona or secret identity. From the way she dressed to her Pony-tuned voice, many were left stunned. Some were elated at this true identity, others seem to loath it, the remainder are just left confused. Though three fillies seemed quite elated by this turn of events.

"I'm here to show you who I am, that I was born this way. Off with the veil, no more Razzle Dazzle. I did all the things I was told by my old manager Svengallop but all that has change and now I'm bold thanks to my friend AJ. Cause I know that I'm just a pony that makes mistakes from time to time.Now, I letting the true magic inside me shine." says Countess Coloratura. Applejack was not available to comment on this issue .

Does this change of events spell the end of Countess Coloratura's career as the top diva and the rise of Sapphire Shores? Stay Tuned.

In other news a travelling party pony by the name of Cheese Sandwhich has been on the search of the Countess Coloratura for permission to parody her song Born This Way with his parody Perform This Way based off of his goof off encounter with Ponyville's local drug-mare Pinkamena Diane Pie. His reasons of doing this was after his fallout in his previous controversial single Amish Paradise where riots caused by many farmers led to the throwing of rocks, pebbles and even boulders at his concerts. Wonder where he got the idea from?

-Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon

[kooarbiter]

I'm glad they didn't immediantly turn her into an asshole just because fame, she had a reason to be a cunt, and I can respect that
Is it weird that I thought rara would be a nickname for rarity?
I can't be the only person that wanted to ship pinkie and svengallop all episode?
The bit about karma was just perfect
and I wish they hadn't spoiled the finale, now everyone wil be expecting it and it won't be special at all!

[SuperPinkBrony12]

6664611 For all of five seconds.

[ShadowLDrago]

6665146

Then the sheer assholeness would turn their words into a language only comprehensible by true assholes. So yeah, they'd still understand everything.

[ShadowLDrago]

6665505

Other than make things even worse?

[Harmony Charmer]

Dear Applejack,
What's that? You're overly concerned about somepony you knew since you were a filly, who used to be all nice, but now she's a rude, demanding asshole?
I'd love to help, really I would, but don't ya think yer bein' a tiny bit possessive of her?
Sincerely,
Karma, you bitch.
AKA Princess Twilight Sparkle of Ponyville

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[CassandraMyOCisBestpony]

Dear Countess Coloratura's former backup dancers,

I need a harem, you need a job. You picking up what I'm putting down?

-Princess Twilight Sparkle

[SuperPinkBrony12]

6665910 He's probably spent a lot of time building up his experience so he could upgrade it.

[Neko Majin C]

Prince Blueblood, and I would like to invite you to the Equestrian Assholes Club.

The comma is unneeded.

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My dearest Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle,

It has been sixteen days. I am beginning to think I may never get out of this book. I am scared that I may never be able to gaze upon your beautiful face—or any other of your beautiful body parts—ever again. I wish that somehow time could be rewritten and I would not have gotten stuck in this book in the first place. Yeah, right, like that could ever happen.

Signed your loyal slave who is still longing for you to find him,
Neko Majin C.

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~KBO.

[articunos bitch]

What's that? You're overly concerned about somepony you knew since you were a filly, who used to be all nice, but now she's a rude, demanding asshole?
I'd love to help, really I would, but don't ya think yer bein' a tiny bit possessive of her?

It's hard to get over your first crush. I was hoping you could do more on how close it looked AJ and Rara(I can't even pronouce her name, forget spell it) looked as children. Don't tell me Applejack wouldn't tap that as an adult.
Holy sweet mother of God!Where did you get that beautiful Author's Note pic of Twilight and Starlight?

[1stChosenStar]

6667799 Ah, right. Now I remember.

[Desert Tortoise 22]

6668504

Question now is, do we strike Tuesday, or Thursday?

Dear VICEROY ENDLESS DREAM,

Tuesday...

Everything Always happens on Tuesdays...

-Colonel Campbell Soup.

[Alex Warlorn]

Dear Applejack,
What's that? You're overly concerned about somepony you knew since you were a filly, who used to be all nice, but now she's a rude, demanding asshole?
I'd love to help, really I would, but don't ya think yer bein' a tiny bit possessive of her?
Sincerely,
Karma, you bitch.
AKA Princess Twilight Sparkle of Ponyville

And just think, SHE didn't turn out to an evil shape shifting love eater, and AJ actually TALKED TO HER to get her side of things first! You should have looked into Fake Cadence's big beautiful eyes and listen to her soothing voice, and you'll never doubt or question anything again.

[Desert Tortoise 22]

6666744

Signed, your loyal slave who is still longing for you to find him,

who is still longing for you to find him,

for you to find him,

to find him,

him,

him,

"HIM"?!?!?! Aww... All this time, I've been expecting Neko to be Female...

BTW, What does "KBO" stand for?

[Neko Majin C]

6742451 Neko may be female, but Neko Majin is male. I got the name from an Akira Toriyama manga that is set in the Dragon Ball universe.
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The image reads Neko Majin Z. Which is chapter five of the one off Neko Majin manga.

And as for KBO, it is a Winston Churchill quote. It means Keep Buggering On. He ended all his phone calls with it during World War II. It basically means do not give up and keep a positive attitude. I use it in my initial comment on the chapters I read as encouragement to the author of the story.

[thegooddr.]

I just started watching this episode and it finally dawned on me... holy shit these ponies are nationalist as fuck.