Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Bonus Chapter: Disgraced Musician Goes Off Deep End

FOAL FREE PRESS
RADIO INTERVIEW SPARKS BACKLASH

Ever since Princess Luna announced her crusade against 'wokeness', musician Ree, formerly known as Ponye East, has grown ever more controversial in his opinions.

"I like Nightmare Moon," Ree said in a radio interview with Tacks Pones. "I love ponies. But I also love changelings."

Longtime fans of the musician are urging him to get professional help weeks after he was escorted from the Canters Horseshoes headquarters in Canterlot.

"Are you kidding me?" asked Princess Twilight Sparkle when asked for a comment. "You know who needs help? Anypony who enjoys his music."

Ree's net worth continues to plummet as of this writing.

Author's Note:

I couldn't resist.

I'm sorry... But not really.

Comments

[Neo4K]

I couldn't resist.

😁 Of course not. Who in their right mind would resist news like this?

[Level Dasher]

I couldn't resist.

I mean, come on, how could you not do a Letter on this?

[justheretoreadstories]

Lately with this story, I been liking the chapters that satire current events more then the chapters that satire the show.

[Aariadon]

Ree has also been banned from posting on Neigher.

Neigher is a woodworking company which builds public forum boards intended for villages to place in their town squares, for use in exchanging short messages. The company was recenty purchased at an overvalued 44 billion bits by Filthy Rich, who then went on to rescind bans of many public figures who had been banned for previous use of the boards to distribute racist and anti-sheepantic content, including Ree.

While the public was surprised that Ree was again banned, it was shortly discovered that he had not been banned for his anti-sheepantic content as before, but instead for posting an unflattering painting of Filthy Rich. This is in line with other bans that Filthy Rich has enacted on the service recently despite claiming a free speech policy.

[milesprower06]

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You. I like you.

[Azriel]

More like high profile man has very public mental health crisis and world takes the opportunity to punch down on someone who is losing it. God forbid any of us ever get famous and then start to slip mentally in the public eye.

[PrinceofBrony]

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There's only so far you can go before you can't use Mental Health as a shield/excuse anymore.

[justheretoreadstories]

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There's only so far you can go before you can't use Mental Health as a shield/excuse anymore.

I fucking agree with this statement.

[Onyx Heart]

LOL! XD

Okay that was a good one. Making fun of Kanye's appearance on Alex Jones. At least I think it was Kanye. Couldn't tell because of the mask.

[NocturnalLillith]

I remember the time Ree tried to crowdfund on GoFundMe so he could make a new album. This is the horse with enough bits that if he dropped a bit, it wouldn't have been worth his time to pick it up, so everypony told him to GoFundHimself.

[Azriel]

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haha, alright bud. I hope you never have a mental health crisis get so bad that you lose touch with reality. But, if you ever do maybe you won't be so sanctimonious.