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Dear Princess Celestia,
Alright, so Pinkie's friend-making system is as follows:
Meet somepony new.
Introduce myself.
Sing random song out of nowhere.
Become instant best friends.
Where the hell was that system when I came to town???
Meet somepony new.
Shriek in midair and take off.
Throw a random party out of nowhere.
Laugh at scary-looking trees and sing random song.
It was hilarious how she pointed out Cranky's bald head in front of the entire town square. I think I have to teach her some lessons in subtlety before she tries to help me with my problems and goes “This pony is REALLY really horny!”
On second thought, if it gets me laid, she can do whatever the fuck she wants.
Another thing. She tripped, and as a result, his scrapbook caught on fire? Again, Pinkie tripped? The pony who has the most blatant disregard for simple physics TRIPPED??? I don't believe that for a second.
So it turns out the lost love he was looking for for years was here in Ponyville all along. So in all the places in Equestria he looked, he didn't look in the center. Go figure. So Pinkie Pie hooked them back up, upon which Cranky accepted her apology and friendship, which gave her the most mind-blowing orgasm ever. They then dismissed her for “spending some time together”.
AKA, sex. I'm off now to see if they'd be interested in a threesome.
Your face-booking former student,
Twilight Sparkle
Dear Princess Celestia,
It's just so awesome when someone accepts your apology! Especially when you're really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sorry!
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Oh, god. Why haven't I favorited this yet?
Curious to see what she will say about her brother
It wasn't just a mind-blowing orgasm. If memory serves, it was a sparkly-fireworks-rainbow orgasm.
This series makes my life better.
With Twi's luck in this area she still wouldn't get any. Everypony would be like, " No shit Pinks, she's a unicorn."
Great update as usual, Your cynical yet not implausible interpretation never fails to amuse me
. Also is it just me or is Twi starting to think that maybe pinks isn't strung out on a terrifying combination of meth, heroin and LSD 
. (because no "lol pinky is on drugs" joke.)
Wow, Twi will do anything for a bit of horizontal action...I love this characterisation.
Actually it is more because she gets her drugs from pinkie now so it makes that kind of joke less funny.
1750841 Well, that would certainly explain why Pinkie tripped.
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You counted every time she said "Really" didn't you? It would be funny if you did, because it would be all that more Pinkie and hilarious
1750898 No, I didn't and probably couldn't, because they got kinda fast at the end.
wow that cracked me up about as much as the chapter itself
Oh, sweet Luna! My sides!!!
What the happened with Big Mac? I'm assuming AJ blocked or Cheerilee beat her to him.
Or maybe Twilight is an insatiable deviant who just can't stop... why does that sound familiar?
Pinkie Pie's letter stole the show. Hilarious!
Am I the only one who confused this face-book with the other Facebook?
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Literally, yes.
I was hoping that you would have a longer letter for this one
because aside from the song, this was NOT a good episode.
good job though
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How's that editing coming?
First off, title is actually "A Friend in Deed". Second,
Best line of the letter! Made me LOL for like half a minute or so.
Well, this was another nice one, pointed out Pinkie's change in greeting tactics from what she did with Twilight, at least. And is the tripping a reference to something (if not Pinkie's supposed drug addiction) or what Pinkie supposedly told her? Since in the show, she stepped on a loose floorboard too hard and it launched something (forget what and don't feel like looking it up) in the air until knocked hanging lit lantern directly down onto the scrapbook.
And Twilight here WOULD have to try and kill their moment by spontaneously introducing herself and seeing if could get in on two old donkeys having sex with each other. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png
Now looking forward to next one, with New Fluttershy and seeing how she addresses her princess, as I hope that it isn't another Twilight letter (even if I love some of them, but want to see Fluttershy write in this universe to Celestia, considering Twilight isn't at all in that one).
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Well, not sure if that's how it'd go in this universe; it'd make as much sense as saying "This pony/pegasus has a HUGE boner", if meant wingboner, but eh. Also, somepony replied to you, but forgot to hit reply, if wish to see (if haven't already).
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I think I knew what it meant, right away.
So far, I'd say yes.
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If you forgot to add my response into the reply, so I would be notified (lucky I'm still reviewing this, that I saw, cause I didn't get and still haven't seen one when usually notifies right away. As I seem to have learned/noticed that editing replies so you know response is replied to, supposedly doesn't suddenly notify you). Of course, I had to reply when wanted to sum up reviews of last several chaps, but you did kinda ask for it? 
Couldn't PM me instead or use subtlety, at least?
Anyway, haven't done any, but I WILL be in a bit. Right now, I have something that's a LITTLE more urgent to do, but I will in a bit as I've been up for a while today and have had intentions to do things, though gotten sidetracked on site somewhat.
And suggest writing proper review, if haven't already read this and have little/nothing to say unlike last few that I saw.
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Knowing this author? Something vaguely sexual and incestuous. Only vaguely because it's her brother.
Hilarious. Keep em coming!
You know, I get the feeling, if Twilight ever actually gets some, she will suddenly be just like show!Twilight.
That's probably how this will ultimately end.
great job as usual!
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Aww... why the Spike hate?
1751385 I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really
that part of the episode. 
Best Line EVER!
1752394 I don't hate him I love him with all my heart, in this universe however Twilight hates him almost as much as she hates Celestia.
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But they didn't have to declare science useless to get there. And they do - explicitly.
You do realize that getting girls interested in science is a challenge, and that having shows aimed at young girls being dismissive of science certainly doesn't help, right?
Also, accepting other people's viewpoints without evidence isn't a good thing. Especially not when its about what should be factual matters. Some people believe stupid and dangerous things, and no matter how much you like them, you shouldn't accept their viewpoint as truth. Refusing to get your children vaccinated, for example, because you believe some of the moronic claims out there. (Or believing Todd Akin about 'legitimate rape' - do we really need more examples of people believing stupid things without evidence?)
A much better moral: Trust, but verify.
1752123 That outdated comment was from nearly three months ago, my silly little friend.
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"On second thought, if it gets me laid, she can do whatever the fuck she wants."
1752625 The episode as a whole was not about science, I really hate how it's been cast as such. About the only thing you should be upset about is the fact that we don't see the "Pinkie Sense" arguement from a netural perspective, we see it from Twilight's who is outright told she doesn't believe only because she can't see it. It's like the smart mouse in Rankin/Bass' "Twas The Night Before Christmas" with the whole you don't always have to see things to believe in them.
I had absolutely no idea what this fic was when I found it. So I was caught a bit off guard when I first clicked on Boast Busters and saw in all caps, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH?"
Keep going, bro. This is hilarious.
87 'Really's. This chick means BUSINESS!
Oh yes, I counted.
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I will confess, Twilight is not a good advocate of science, but she is positioned as the only advocate of science in the episode, and she actively advocates it in a way that is 'disproven' by the show. This gives Pinkie's perspective narrative 'moral' force. And while as adults we might see how both positions are flawed, its still blatantly obvious that Pinkie's perspective is intended to be right, and children are not going to make the same distinction. They'll see Pinkie 'win' and conclude she is *actually right*. Especially since they don't actually know what science is yet. But they'll already have started to build up a 'science is bad' position because of things like this episode.
Twilight is put in the obvious role of scientist in the following scene, with the fancy apparatus that takes measurements.
Twilight: "Are you kidding me? After a whole day of non-stop twitching, now that I've got you all hooked up you're not getting a single one?"
Pinkie: "I don't control it, they just come and go."
Twilight: "That makes no sense!"
Pinkie: "Sometimes you just have to believe in things, even when you can't figure them out."
Twilight: "I will not believe in anything I cannot explain!"
Yeah, it totally misunderstands science, but the target audience (young girls) doesn't understand science either, so they accept this as a depiction of how scientists work and think as being science. (Twilight's last statement is also anti-science, since science is about investigating phenomena that are not understood and trying to figure that out. Twilight is giving up before she's began). And because Pinkie is set up as opposing Twilight, she's readily interpreted as (and probably intended to be) advocating a non-science position.
If they wanted to make this a pro-science scene, they could have. Set up Pinkie with something like 'That's not how science works, Twilight!'. Where you go from there has a myriad of possibilities, but Pinkie quoting Sherlock Holmes here would keep with Pinkie's randomness and advocate a reasonable scientific theory of knowledge (paraphrasing 'once you've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, is the truth'). Even better would be the litany of Gendlin ("What's true is already so, owning up to it doesn't make it any worse" - i can even hear Pinkie saying this. And talk about a great moral right there, much better than they came up with.)
Basically, the way the whole episode is framed is as science vs. mysticism. Yet the phenomena is clearly observably real - that frame is false - but the target audience does not have the reasoning skills or understanding/knowledge to realize that. Its basically pro-mysticism brainwashing. When you want to educate children, you have to come out and *say what you mean*. Children, especially younger children, are going to take things at face value. (And if you don't believe that, you clearly haven't spent time around young children).
And if there's any doubt that Twilight is supposed to be the advocate of science, her use of pseudo-scientific nomenclature (Pinkius Piacus), and attempts to appear to be a rationalist cement that narrative intent. (That she fails totally as a rationalist won't be understood as Twilight being a bad rationalist and scientist, but as indictments of rationalism and science. That's the clear narrative sense. And if i had to guess, the show's writers have no real science training and aren't particularly good rationalists either. They may even think they're critiquing reason as a tool for understanding, its the sort of fashionable nonsense that would not surprise me).
Oh yeah, and Pinkie: "You have to take a leap of faith." Totally clear on how the writers intended this episode to be interpreted. (Also all the emphasis on 'belief' as a way of mystical knowlege disparate from facts or reason, despite the fact that everyone can *see* the twitches, and i can even imagine the experiment that would verify pinkie's claims, so pure belief isn't necessary. Not only is it obvious what was intended, but its a poor analogy).
You know what would be funny?
If these are secretly what Twilight & co actually write to the Princess
That would be fricking hilarious
1753230 The target auidence wouldn't associate the episode's moral as being science is bad, and in any case that just means that it it the role of the parents to make sure their kids know that not everything you see or hear on television is true.
I can understand how us older fans made the conection but you have to ask yourself if the target audience would do the same.
But you know if you really think this is such a big deal then why not petention to have the epsiode removed or edited, or even used as an example in science classes about how science does and does not work?
Makes me wonder when did Pinkie ever say her method of making friends to Twilight. I guess that's what bothered me most in this chapter.
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Incestuous? Yes please.
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She probably changes it every day...dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Pinkie_Pie_lolface.png
Is Cynical Twilight ever going to get laid properly? She seriously needs it.
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I think that I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really DID
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