Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Parental Glideance

Additional contributions by MixMassBasher

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Dear Bow Hothoof and Windy Whistles,

Could you adopt me?

Rainbow Dashs’ honorary sister,
Scootaloo

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Dear best daughter ever,

Thanks for that private air show performance, but wasn't that name a bit of a mouthful?

Sincerely,
Mom and Dad

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Dear Mom and Dad,

It's a working title.

Sincerely,
Rainbow Dash

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Dear Bow Hothoof,

Say, Scootaloo told us about that awesome door you installed to Rainbow's trophy room.

We're wondering if you could install one with a klaxon for Twilight's bedroom. So we know when to run for cover.

What do you charge for your services?

Sincerely,
Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Spike

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Dear Scootaloo,

Thanks for helping us reconnect with our daughter.

Now, about that hole in my front lawn that you made on the way up here...

Sincerely,
Bow Hothoof

Author's Note:

Comments

[firestorm100]

Poor Derpy
What happened to her to go from the best racer to off the podium?

[Steel Resolve]

8597405
derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/10/8/1268000__safe_screencap_derpy+hooves_where+the+apple+lies_bandage_female_frown_mare_pegasus_pony_smiling_teenage+derpy+hooves_worried.png Probably something to do with this.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Dear Scootaloo,

Thanks for helping us reconnect with our daughter.

Now, about that hole in my front lawn that you made on the way up here...

Sincerely,
Bow Hothoof

Dear Bow Hothoof,

Talk to my aunts.

Sincerely,
Scootaloo

[Jphyper]

8597405
In each image, her eyes get more and more derped.

[firestorm100]

8597554
That what I mean.

Did she have several accidents of the head on collision kind? Or is it a genetic disability that grew worse as she got older?

[SuperPinkBrony12]

8597562 I'm gonna guess it was the latter.

[FanOfMostEverything]

She never stopped smiling, and she still managed to medal.

Best Pony.

[Alex Warlorn]

8597662
Never thought about it that, kinda cool.

Also this show that Spitfire had to work for where she is. And that Lightning Dust hit it off perfectly with Rainbow Dash in spite of her taking away her first place position, and things only fell apart when LD's recklessness caught up with those around her!

[Spartan-Guy 88]

Mr. Hothoof and Mrs. Whistles,

By authority of the E.U.P. Guard, you are to report to High Command for an inquiry to an incident regarding the both of you launching fireworks at several high ranking members of the Wonderbolt branch; as well as trespassing on military grounds. You have both violated a strict guideline regarding the safety of both the Wonderbolts and civilian bystanders.

Failure to report to E.U.P. High Command within a week of you receiving this letter could result in a warrant issued for your arrest.

Captain Spitfire; Wonderbolts Headquarters; Cloudsdale

[Neko Majin C]

Dear Windy Whistles,

You have been invited to join the Elite MILFs of Equestria (EMoE), it is the MILF branch of Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's sex stable. You will be well taken care of and among the sexiest of the sexiest mothers in Equestria. I am not at liberty to tell you who the rest of the EMoE might be, because Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle does not want any of you warning each other. Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle will contact you shortly about your admittance to the EMoE.

Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and three... two... one,
Neko Majin C.

Post Script: The paper this letter is written on has been coated in a special potion Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle created that would have put you to sleep by now to make it easy for Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle to carry your defenseless slumbering body back to her castle. See you when you get here.

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~KBO.

[Coyotek4]

Did Rainbow Dash really have to give her parents the (feather) finger?

[Blast]

Turning Scootaloo into a trophy? She's gonna starve to death!