Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
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Dear Rarity,
Honestly, all those clothing those designers did were just a bunch of rotten tomatoes. I wouldn’t even call them certified fresh!
How is this the fashion industry today? Just sit down and be practical.
Confused,
Applejack
Dear Applejack,
You just don’t understand style, darling. Each pony has their own unique way of doing things. You should have been open minded to new things and not be a jerk about it. Though, I guess a stubborn mare like you will never understand.
Your friend,
Raripunk
It was the end of the episode. The designers all get to show off their latest creations to Ponyville, Rarity’s fashion contest was a huge success and Applejack learned a lesson about the problems of harsh honesty.
However… a certain pink mare had other ideas…
Jumping into the scene, Pinkie gave out a loud scream as she quickly strummed her guitar.
“~Remember me
I was pointless to the plot.
Remember me
But I gave it a shot
And even I gave you a laugh to lighten up your day,
Like my look of shock at Rarity’s angry guitar play.
Remember me
Now I have to help some yaks
Celestia, help me...
So I go and snort up some crack,
Then I can deal with their pride that’s worse than Rarity
See you in Not Asking for Trouble
Remember me.”
It was at this point that Pinkie’s tail started to twitch, alerting her to the disaster to come.
'Slam!' came the sound of a crashing bell that would had squashed our pink mare had she not moved aside.
“Wow.. that was close.” Pinkie said with a giggle.
Dear Diary,
Even after all these years, this town still finds new and exciting ways to surprise me.
Some ponies get upset when you don't like apples, some ponies get upset when you don't understand ridiculous fashion statements, some ponies get upset when you don't want to open your borders to all kinds of foreign creatures, and some ponies get upset when you pass a new tax code that lets them keep more of their hard earned bits.
Stay surprising, Ponyville.
-Princess Twilight Sparkle
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Being open to all creatures is what makes Equestria great!
Also, it's hard to support Filthy Rich's tax proposal when everypony knows his business and personal fortune stand to gain the most while middle-class ponies pay for it in the long run.
Loved the Coco bit. Well done.
8622260 I don't think it's Filthy Rich who's doing it here, it's Princess Twilight Sparkle. It's why she rarely leaves the castle anymore.
Dear
Lady LegasusInky Rose,You have been offered the great honor of wrapping your lovely, luscious, loooong, luxurious legs around the head of Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle. Many a pony would love to be in this position. In fact, I asked all of Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's minions and each of them said they would love to get one shot at her. Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle is looking forward to your reply.
Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and census taker,
Neko Majin C.
Post Script: If you do not wish to accept Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's generous invitation, that is most unfortunate, yet not unexpected. Therefore, this letter has been coated in Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's special knockout potion that would have put you to sleep by now to make your limp, leggy body more manageable for Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle to collect and pop both you and her back to her castle. See you when you awaken.
~KBO.
What do you want to bet that those ponies upset by that new bit saving tax code would happily accept one that takes more money from the rich ponies? You know, the rich ponies that buy things and hire other ponies with that money?
Breaking news: Strawberry pony found dead, town in mourning over loss of good fruit.
8623786
Maybe they're upset cause everypony is getting a tax break that over four years it's going to turn into a tax hike unless you're one of those rich ponies like Blueblood then your tax break is indefinite.
8681008 But how does a tax cut turn into a tax hike? It can't go both ways unless something changes it.
8681883
The tax cut for the middle class is set to gradually expire in the bill over the next four to ten years. The corporate tax cut is made permanent in the bill. It's like if we were housemates and I alone signed a contract that cut what each of us had to pay per month, but your cut rate would raise back up to full or maybe more every payment, while mine would stay the same.
Why is there a coco reference!?
I agree with this statement.