Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Amending Fences (Bonus Chapter)

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

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Dear Princess Celestia,

Enclosed in this box, you will find every smutty romance novel in Ponyville. Under no circumstances should you ship them back down here.

Twilight learned a new magic trick. I don't think I need to go into further detail than that.

Thanks.

Sincerely,
Spike

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Dear Tails,

Thanks for teaching me this flying technique! Gas prices have been a little high, so I can't take the Pinkiecopter everywhere I'd like.

Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie

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Dear Lemon Hearts,

Just how did you get your head stuck in that beaker?

-Moondancer

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Dear Moondancer,

I think you mean erlenmeyer flask.

-Lemon Hearts

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Dear Equestria Immigration Board,

Hello, Hiro Hamada from the Big Hero 6 team in San Fransokyo. We're missing one of our team members. She was last seen falling through a mirror. We're wondering if you've seen her. Her name is Honey Lemon, and she claims she's looking for a beaker she lost a few years ago.

Flask, whatever.

Thank you in advance for your assistance.

Sincerely,
Hiro Hamada,
Big Hero 6 Captain

Author's Note:

In my opinion, that cutie mark confirms the reference.

Comments

[djthomp]

I can buy that as an intentional reference.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Isn't the Pinkiecopter pedal powered? Or does Pinkie need to guzzle something high-octane to keep the RPMs high enough?

[ShadowLDrago]

Milespower06. Let me just say that with this one chapter, you win the entire goddamn Internet. So much yes.

[The Grey Pegasus]

Dear Tails,

Thanks for teaching me this flying technique! Gas prices have been a little high, so I can't take the Pinkiecopter everywhere I'd like.

Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie

I was waiting for someone to reference that...

[Alaborn]

6173500 That's what energy drinks are for.

[MLai]

In my opinion, that cutie mark confirms the reference.

Another HiE who didn't want to leave, I guess.

[MixMassBasher]

Dear Milespower06,

You want to learn how to fly next?

Sincerely,
Tails

[Aariadon]

6173500 Sugar.

[Dodo Of Chaos]

k.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

I can't believe I didn't notice that likely reference to Big Hero 6. This episode was full of hidden surprises.

[Mikemarksman]

Dear Lemon Hearts,

Just how did you get your head stuck in that beaker?

SCIENCE!

[Red Bomber]

Huah, what do you know she got ponified. I didn't think she was being referenced like that. ^^;

[Neko Majin C]

Dear Fax Machine,

That will not end well for you.

Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave who is glad he is not you, and may actually get to sleep inside tonight,
Neko Majin C.

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~KBO.

[Intervir]

You mean erlenmare flask.
:)

[WanderingPony]

Heh. You weren't the only one on the whole Honey Lemon (hey, she DOES have a perfectly normal "pony name")- it showed up on Round Stable (and before that, /mlp/ as well). It's another "plausibly deniable" insert, much like the Lebowski-coffee-can-of-ashes bit in Slice of Life.

[Blazewing]

My God...it IS Honey Lemon! I didn't even notice the first time!

[Hclegend]

Dear Spike:
Oh good. Now I have the image of Twilight clopping herself silly to 50 Shades Of Neigh to haunt my nightmares.
I kid. She's been doing it ever since she got her cutiemark.
Have fun with the nightmares!
Love
Princess Celestia

[BionicBrony]

I gotta admit, when I saw Pinkie doing the tail thing, I lost my shit. Not really laughing, mind you, but mostly yelling: "WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK!?"

And that Honey Lemon thing just blew my mind.

[The Princess Rarity]

Holy shit. That's probably the best reference they've ever made in the show - right up there with Lebowski pony.

[Eclipse LunarSol]

I really need to make a clopfic right about now...

Maybe if I wasn't lazy.

[ferret]

6173605
I thought energy drinks were for making fat people feel athletic.

[Eclipse LunarSol]

6183423 Honeslty I was hoping for something more crack snorting.

But I could use some E-rated after all the gore fics and clop fics I've been consuming like an alcoholic. Maybe I can use this somehow though... Ah, this is perfect, I'm curious now.

[Forevergent777]

6190379
Hey, up to this point, you should know that there is no line to be crossed anymore, as well as be used to some rather... questionable mental images.

[ShadowLDrago]

6190379

Hah. Nice. Not often we see that half of the line.

I pride myself in the unexpected, the strange, and the shenanigansy. I'm aware that's not a word, and I don't give a darn.

[Alex Warlorn]

6190392

"That would explain those Giant Angry Mother Lemons she's able to summon anything some pony tries to burn down life's house with lemons."

[TheWraithWriter]

OH MY GOD.

It makes so much sense!

[Glowing Ember]

Please don't tell me that Lemon Hearts is Honey Lemon.

[Raul]

Damn! No one has pointed out that one before.