Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Flutter Brutter

Author's Note:

First off, I know, it's been forever since I've updated with an actual episode. For a few weeks there, I wondered if I was starting to finally drift away from the show and fandom. Apologies.

A big part of the reason was I just didn't find any motivation for this episode. This chapter was done by Mix in its entirety. So enjoy this solo chapter by my co-author while I begin working out my ideas for the next one.

Dear Rainbow Dash,

So... If you aren't crushing on a magnificent stallion such as myself... Are you gay or something?

Perplexed,
Zephyr Breeze

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Dear Discord,

Have your sock puppet dimension ready, I'll need it in case my little bro tries lounging his ass around in our parents home after all the shit I went through with him.

A peeved sister,
Fluttershy

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Dear Fluttershy,

Oh brothers... completely worthless in every comprehensible way. To this day I still can't get my own brother to bone me!!! I feel your pain...

Also, I have the perfect job for your little brother and it involves him not having to do anything at all! You just need to have him visit my castle and stay in bed all day. With me.

Horny as fuck,
Twilight Sparkle

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Dear Zephyr Breeze,

Run while you still can!!!

Distressed,
Spike and Starlight Glimmer

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Dear Twilight and Fluttershy,

And this is why I'm glad Hasbro gave me sisters instead...

Thankful for sisterhood,
Pinkie Pie

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Comments

[Royal Brisk]

I love that picture at the end and until the show says otherwise will be my headcanon for what happened to Zephyr after finishing styling school.

[ShadowLDrago]

That image. Headcanon fucking accepted.

[MixMassBasher]

Wow... my first solo chapter....

I should have written more

Urm... last minute bonus????

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Dear Zephyr Breeze,

That was uncalled for. Doing my shtick. How about I show you how us men from Missouri give a beatdown to pipsqueaks like you.

Fed-Up,
Tom Sawyer

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Anywho.... Hi... I'm MixMassBasher. Miles co-author for season 5 and 6. You know... the idiot sidekick that did all those grammar mistakes in Saddle Row Review? I'm a writer of 1 story (another parody of this story involving the multiverse) and story reviewer (one of my reviews being Cupcake Chronicles) and a fan of this story like all of you.

Stop advertising you lazy fuck!

Urm......

This is MixMassBasher signing out.

[Streakofscarlet]

The world of manedressing is barbarous and cutthroat.

>"barbarous"

Hah.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

First Rainbow Dash and now Fluttershy, who else is going to request for somepony to get tossed into Discord's sock puppet dimension.

[kooarbiter]

Dear Fluttershy,
Oh brothers... completely worthless in every comprehensible way. To this day I still can't get my own brother to bone me!!! I feel your pain...
Also, I have the perfect job for your little brother and it involves him not having to do anything at all! You just need to have him visit my castle and stay in bed all day. With me.
Horny as fuck,
Twilight Sparkle

not gonna lie, until I saw the end of the letter I thought discord was responding to the previous one.

we need an episode of babs, zephyr, and snips (hey one of each race) competing in a mane cutting competition thingy

[Stridershy]

Dear Discord,
Have your sock puppet dimension ready, I'll need it in case my little bro tries lounging his ass around in our parents home after all the shit I went through with him.
A peeved sister,
Fluttershy

Dear Uggo,

Don't be jealous that you're not as beautiful as Zephyr is. He's almost as pretty as Yours Truly, and when you're as good looking as us, you can do whatever you want.

Your Prince Pretty,
Tyler Breeze

[Neko Majin C]

My dearest Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle,

For some reason, this "Zephyr Breeze," really speaks to me. I totally get his vibe. And it is not the same as your vibe, the one you got stuck up my ass. I just... get him, you know? Maybe you would know, being so much smarter than I. I just really... dig this guy, for some unknown reason.

Signed your loyal slave who is very intrigued by this... fascinating newcomer,
Neko Majin C.

Post Script: Do not worry, my Mistress, my loyalties still lie with you. If you ask me to slit his throat, I will do so without blinking an eye at a moment's notice. But he is just so... je ne sais quoi.

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~KBO.

[articunos bitch]

So... If you aren't crushing on a magnificent stallion such as myself... Are you gay or something?

I think writers knew how much he looked and spoke like the gay stereotype, so they made him crush Dash to buck with us

A peeved sister,
Fluttershy

Watch your language young lady!

Oh brothers... completely worthless in every comprehensible way. To this day I still can't get my own brother to bone me!!! I feel your pain...

Because that is exactly what brothers are for...

[MixMassBasher]

7434610

Because that is exactly what brothers are for...

Funny thing you should say that... Kind of ironic that I wrote that when I myself am a brother to my sister

[Alex Warlorn]

I can't imagine even this Twilight being THAT pathetic that she'd want to mate with Breeze. Heck, Chrysalis wouldn't want to feed off of him, he'd likely end up feeding off of her.

[StormLuna]

Dear Mom and Dad,

Don't you know what birth control is? After having me, you should have used it!

Sincerely,

Fluttershy

P.S. When I fell off of that fucking cloud why didn't you come looking for me? Let me guess, Zephyr's embryo convinced you not to.

[articunos bitch]

7435196 I have two sisters myself. I think Twilight is just the worst sister we can accept living in the world of ponies.

[forbloodysummer]

My wife's response after watching this episode was, "Fluttershy's brother is Fluttershite."

[Coyotek4]

If anyone knows of a pony video related to this episode and the following song, please let me know.

[sykko]

I kinda want to see Babs Seed cut a bitch. Anyone else with me on this one?