Dear Pinkie Pie,
Um, so do you care to explain why the fuck you teamed up with Twilight for Trivia night?
Sincerely,
Rainbow Dash and Applejack
Dear Rainbow and AJ,
If you take the time to think about it, you'll realize it's all part of the plan. I already slipped Granny a few bits to rig the random drawing, guaranteeing that I'd get paired with her, and then all I have to do is suck the entire time.
We can't lose.
Sincerely,
Pinkie
Dear Pinkie,
I thought losing was the whole point of this idea.
-Rainbow and AJ
Dear Rainbow and AJ,
That's what I meant. By performing so badly so Twilight can't win, we can't lose.
...Yeah, when I say it like that, I need a drink.
-Pinkie
Dear Sunburst,
Just what the hell are you doing here? You aren't taking advantage of this spare time to fuck Starlight?
Sincerely,
Twilight
To: Twilight
That's exactly what I said!
-Starlight