Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower

Luna Eclipsed

Author's Note:

Original letter here.

Dear Twilight Sparkle:

I know everything about how to be a good sister, and I always make sure I do the exact opposite.

Also, by hoof-stitching your costume when you could have simply used your magic, you have proven once more that we alicorns are the true master race.

...Not that Luna could prove it. She's so out of the loop that she makes everypony feel frightened and unsure. So then, heighten her allure.

Of course, by now you're probably aware that I spent all my time these last few years telling the royals to act as if it is normal for royals to act old-timey and withheld all important information from Luna. I thought it was funny.

Tonight I was proven right.

First and foremost, I could hear her storm call from here. Ponies everywhere were panicking in the streets, claiming that the end times were near. I was in my tower, recording it so I could send it to Equestria's Funniest Home Videos.

Secondly, she doth speaketh very oldish, methinks. I knew it was gonna be so hilarious when she went out in public again!

But seriously, Twilight. If you wanted to explain the concept of fun to Luna, you know you can't just show her some dull old games! You know that we ponies learn best through music! I'm sure you could have made a great song about how the F and the U and the N all spell out fun!

In any case, Luna did a great job this year. The way everypony freaked out was simply hilarious! Heck, the fillies and colts even wanted her to scare them! Seriously, Luna should go out on Nightmare Night every year. Especially if Pinkie Pie can get her to join PETA.

Love, the world's funniest sister, Celestia

P.S.: If you're so annoyed by me, why don't you tell Luna to give you her Princesshood or something?

Comments

[VNilla]

*heighten her allure

[Bad_Seed_72]

P.S.: If you're so annoyed by me, why don't you tell Luna to give you her Princesshood or something?

Just you wait...

[keaton-furman-prower]

3734055 Ah.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

3734102 Soon.

[Lag Incarnate]

F is for friends who *bleep* stuff together, U is for you and me, try it!
N is for nigga-
WHAT?

I have no regrets.

[Smitty91]

Damn it! Now i'm going to have that idiotic song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Thanks a lot!

[Moog Prodigy]

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F͇̥̫͓̭̗͇̯͗̑̎͆ͅ ̶̧̬̯̉ͫ̂̿̃í̴̳̞͈̠̤͖̠͟ͅṣ̸̩̜͓͍̮̠̙̃́̆ͧ̕ ̈̉̈́̊̇҉̧͕f͚̱͖̹ͦ̅o̰̻̼̟̗̮̯͕̓̊͢͜r̳̯̱̙̩ͩ̆͑ ̎ͬ̓͑̋̚҉̳̫̘̣̩F̖̻͍̮͊̅̃ͮ̑́ͦ͘͢r͖̹͒ͫ͌͆ͦ̏̈́̓͛i͚̫̼̩̽̃̋̔̾́͢e̷̺͖̲ͦ͒̑n̨̥͉͉̐̋͐͆ͣ́d͕̜̼̜̔̔ͅš͊̏ͮͬ͂́̚͘҉̰͎ ̵̴̙͕̬̩͖̳̠̑ͪͦ̃́̅ͯ̏w̑ͣ̋̉̾̉҉̭̗͈͈̞̜h͕̺͎͔̪͖̱̻̮ͭͫͦͧ̈̉̂͆õ̥͚̅ͦ̄͘ͅ ̟͚̭͙͎͎̜̐͝d̸̨̙̫̅͌̅ͩo̲̠͆̏ͧ ̴̣̲̳̩͉̽̍̿̆ͧ̈͂͒s͉̺̜ͤͩ͊̾͂t̴̶̳̦̻̙̜̩̓̃͗̑̈́ͅu͉̮̙̪͔̳̩͈̯͆̒͑̎ͨf̤͈̯̤͈̫̍f̛͈̣͚̰̬͓̦͇́ͫ̉ͫ̌ ̴̰͎͈͕͎̮͙̤͗̐͡t̷̪͍̋̌͐̉ͥ̏ͅơ̟̄́ͯ̓̽g̗̖͕͚̼̍̒e̷̯̿͂̑ͧ͢ṭ̶̞̪̞̻̭̤̑ͤͥ̐̈ͯ̊̆͗h̘͈ͨ͐e̤͓͇͓͎ͮ͊̆͢͞r̰͖͓̙̦̥̗ͤ̉͢͢
̙̘̆ͧ͞
̷̰ͫ̉͐ͤ̽̑͘U̴̫̬̠̾ͬ ̲̫̜ͧ͌ͅi̡͎͍̎͋ͬ̉͌ͨs̰̝͇̝̉͂͝ ̮ͧ͢͢f̴ͤ̏̈́ͥͪ͘͏͓̣̙̼ŏ̢̯̗̻̙̆ͬ̾ͦ͆r̯̱͈̫͖͔̩̩͂̓̑ͣͥ̚͢ ̓͑͌͜͢͏͈̞̱̥̮̟̺͔Ȳ̨ͯ͏̗̖o̴̳͇̩͇̠͊͂̕ͅͅű͊̏͏̡̼͔ ͊̿̀ͪ̽̀̃͏̮͇͓̳̟̼͉̱a̩̗͉̩̺̲̣̿̿̓ͧ̾̐ͦͤ͡n̴̘̲͍͕̋͒̊̃d̼̥̠̥̲̋ͥͣ͝ ̞̩͉̯̟͍̹͍̃̍͊͋͋͒́m̢̖̺̝͖͎͎̋ͥ͠͞ę͙̱ͦ͂͊̀̒̈̐
̻̣̤̝̩̺̬̒̃ͭ̒̀
̭̝͊ͫ͑̀͝ͅN͔̟̻̘̏̌͑̃ͥ͜ ̧̻͇͉̥͕̺͗̆̋̈́̓̎i͎̺̠̰̲̦̤͚͂̏̍̓ͨ͑͘͝s͓̺̼̰̑̑́͜͠͡ ̧̬̖͓̦̤ͭ͆ḟ̰͈̼͆̒̓̎ȍ̾҉̡̫rͪ̍ͥ̀̅̉͡҉̮̠̲̭̘̯̬ ͇͚̠͇̳͈̥͊̀͘À̛͚̙̥̺̦̳͔͙͊ͬ̈́ͫ̋̏͘ņ̸̓ͧ͊̀҉̘͕̮̟̝͍ͅỷ̧͍̺͌ͧͭ̏̀̄ͪ̀͞w͎̜͇̿̒̇̂̽h̩̤̺̏ͭ͑́͢ẹ̢̫̳̩̮̱̼ͩ͆̏͒ͣ̌̈́̃ͅṛ̶̤̣ͣ̇̍͑ḛ̢͕̦̠̗ͥ͊͊ ̛̳̱͓͖̦͕͌ͯ̓ͭ̽̋à̛ͫ͑̿̏̽͝҉̝̘̩̻͙ņ̰̻̠̘̋̈́d̡̻̲͙̪͎̲̪̑͒̽̊̔̈́ͫ̐ͯ̀ ̳̲̣͔̈́͆ͮͤ̐̍͐a̲͇̠̩ͯ͑̍ͅn͍̯̫̗̳ͦ̋ͫ̉̇ͩ̄ͯͣ̕͜ỷ̩̝̓t͎̫̺̣̳̤̄̍ͦi̵̧ͯ̔̑ͭ̑͏͚͎m̡̡͙͍̬̞͆̑ͅe̠̯̪͇ͤ̉̿̿͜͞ ͚̥̥̻̰̭͒ͩaͥͩ͏̧͕͙̮̠̮̹̗t̶̛͉̰̖͚̠̝ͭͥ ̧̬̳ͮ͗͞ä̗̫̠͚͈̺́ͦ͑̎̉̕͢ͅl̤̫͖̱̣͆ͨ̄̂̂͌̂͢͡l̖̼͕̻̟̫̲̾ͨ̋ͫ̈́̆ͅ
̨̹͖͖̳̫̭͕͍̑́ͦͦͤͩ̚
̸̭̳̱͋͋ͥ͗̈́̏̚D̦̤͈ͪͥͤ͊͐͆̂̋ͭ̀͘͟o̧̡͚̳̼̩͍̻̤̻̐ͧ͒̾ͯͮ͝w̢̩͍̥͇͉̲̣̟͆͗ͫͧ̓͢ñ̡͇̲̖̪͚͙͌͞ ̙̰̟̰̬̱͔̋̆͑̌ḩ͊̌ͫͮ҉̭̜̠̦͔̝̠͍͟e̩̯̒ͫr̸͔̲̼ͣ̿ͩ͑ë̶͈̞̥̫͇͖̰͈͛ͯ̓̂̿͑͛͜ ̎ͯͯ̑ͭ҉҉͇̪͕̫͡i̱͕̞͎̻̝͌ͭ̀͜ṅ̙͈͒̋̉̎ͭͭ ̸̛̦͑̿̊̀t̠̬̙̼͍̭͔ͧ́h̲͙̠͒̉ͮ͊̇̀͠e̩̞̩̣͉͔͐̓̌̀̅ͦ̚͜͝͡ͅ ̧̧̗̮͚̦̠͛̊͢d̶̸̼̘̭̙̲ͣe̫̝̮͖̯̍̑́e̠̣̭ͩ̎͋͌̚p̖̤̅ͦ̒͒ͮ̀͜ ̤̻̂̋ͮ̑̕͢b̦̮͓͇̠̪ͮͧͮ̏ͪ͗́l̸͕̖͚̦͒͒͝u͕͓͕̺̙̖̩̯͆̉ͥ͂̎ͪ̆ḙ̸̶̞͈͔̹̤̟̖ͭͧͣ̾͐̌̚ ̶̢̰͈̈͒ͧ̎͟s̴̷̪̤̻̑̑͆͌̾͠e̟͙̩̖̬̮̞͔̒̓ͪ͘͘a̸̻͕̔͟͝

[Neko Majin C]

That song does not even spell "FUN" it spells "FYAMAA." What the hell is that?

KBO.

[Via]

...Not that Luna could prove it. She's so out of the loop that she makes everypony feel frightened and unsure. So then, heighten her allure

P.S.: If you're so annoyed by me, why don't you tell Luna to give you her Princesshood or something?

YES
YES
FUCK
THE
HELL
YES