Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower

Rarity Takes Manehattan

Author's Note:

Original chapter here.

Dear Charity:

First off, I'm quite impressed by how well you're manipulating Twilight's Fax Machine into doing your bidding. I don't know what you're doing to him, but it's extremely effective. Although I'm somewhat surprised that you haven't gotten your own dragon.

Alas, not all your decisions are as brilliant. Indeed, you constantly allowed other ponies to go about their business rather than force them to appease you by showing off your princess friend. But what really boggles my mind is the fact that you gave your prized, one-of-a-kind fabric to an earth pony. A fucking dirt pony! Is it any wonder that we alicorns are the royalty? I tell you, we alicorns are the true master race. Indeed, I'm not really surprised that Twilight didn't bother to do shit to get you a cab... or flying you there... or even teleport you.

But you're clearly a resourceful mare, capable of using any available materials to create something that will win any competition. That is true ingenuity! And, of course, being ingenious mean that nopony can tell you that you're being a vandal.

Still, you have a bit of work to do with your empathy. If you hadn't remembered your friends at the end, you would have been able to receive your trophy at the contest and been able to rub it in Suri's face. Wouldn't it have been hilarious to watch the look on her face as her dreams were shattered? Come on.

Regardless of your failures, you did pretty well. Although I don't see why you'd want to give away a great career opportunity to a dirt pony like Cocoa Puffs. Unless you just wanted to harass Twilight, in which case I understand completely.

Your favorite fashion connoisseur, Princess Celestia.

P.S.: I'm sending you a couple things you forgot from your hotel room. Most important is this bill for $5000 worth of hotel fabric and keys you stole for your new fashion line.

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Dear Crabbity:

Nice little spool of thread you got there. All rainbowy. That must have been pretty hard to make.

I do wonder what it could be useful for. Don't you?

Sincerely, Discord.

Comments

[Tatsurou]

The bill part is hilarious.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Dear Crabbity:

Nice little spool of thread you got there. All rainbowy. That must have been pretty hard to make.

I do wonder what it could be useful for. Don't you?

Sincerely, Discord.

I smell a running gag for the first five key entries. Can't wait to see what Discord has to say to Rainbow Dash.

[Neko Majin C]

Indeed, I'm not really surprised that Twilight didn't bother to do hit to get you a cab... or flying you there... or even teleport you.

There may be an s missing at the beginning of this word.

I do wonder what it could be useful for. Don't you?

Yes, I wonder that all the time. What is anything useful for? I also wonder where things go when I no longer observe them. The nice man in the white coat said I have no object permanence. I do not know what that means, but that man is not here. So that obviously means he does not exist anymore. Which means what he said does not matter.

KBO.

[keaton-furman-prower]

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There may be an s missing at the beginning of this word.

...hit.

[Lag Incarnate]

Imagine the janitor noticing the room completely stripped of everything and the reaction.
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That's a sweet badge Dashie, how do you get it to that rainbow sheen?